Kami quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Kami

Piccolo has changed. The evil that once filled his entire being has greatly diminished. And when we unite, I trust he will use our combined strength in the service of good.

Krillin

Hey, Kami. I don't mean to be rude, but we're not really learning anything new.

Yamcha

He's right. So far, you haven't taught us anything we couldn't do on our own. We wanna be as strong as Goku was when he was here.

Krillin

Yeah, come on. We want the same training you gave Goku, Kami.

Kami

Please listen carefully then.

Uh...?

Kami

I taught...Goku....nothing! That's what I taught him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yamcha

Hey, what did he mean by that?

Who knows? If this camp wasn't free, I'd be out of here! Just between you and me, the food's not that great.

You were lucky last time. If it wasn't for that kid, I'd be sitting on your throne already.

Kami

In your dreams. I'll die before I let that happen.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my. I couldn't have said it any better myself. I'm taking over and you are going to die!

Krillin

I guess it's true what they say...you can't trust anyone anymore. Heh heh heh.

Grr...grr...grr...grr...

Krillin, you and Piccolo are really good actors. I didn't suspect a thing. You two were acting, weren't you?

Krillin

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Piccolo

Hmph, with Kami and Popo as hostages, that was the only way I could get close enough to Garlic Jr. to release them safely.

Kami

Thank you for freeing us Piccolo. We are eternally grateful.

Piccolo

Spare me your thanks. I didn't rescue the two of you because I wanted to Kami.

Kami

Hmm...

Piccolo

The only reason I did it was because with you captured, I can't fight at my maximum power.

Kami

Yes, of course.

[about the Guardians] They've never done this before. It's a great honor Kami, to be pardoned for coming here. They've forgiven you.

Kami

Oh yeah? Well, I haven't forgiven them! Get a life you stubborn old fools!

Oh my gosh, I can't believe you made it.

Kami

Yes. By a whisker.

But my plants got sucked into the dead zone.

Kami

What an unexpected honor this is. I never thought that you and I would ever be united again.

Piccolo

Stop smiling, I'm not doing this because I want to. It's because I need our combined powers, that's all. To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure how I'm going to tolerate being so close to you. Your mere presence sickens me.

Kami

Perhaps my time as guardian of Earth has come to an end.

No Kami! You are still needed! The people of Earth still need you to watch over them!

Kami

You are too kind, Mister Popo. But I must act for the good of the Earth. This is about the continuing struggle for power between the forces of good and evil...and the danger that looms over us now poses a greater threat than anything we have faced in the past...even Vegeta with all of his strength was no match for these androids. Super Saiyan or not, he was tossed aside like a ragdoll. These androids will be difficult to beat. Even if Goku recovers from his illness, he will provide little resistance against these powerful new foes. In our combined form, Piccolo may be the only one strong enough to win this fight.

Piccolo

We agree. The force that threatens Earth is bigger than both of us. But at least when our powers are united, we still stand a chance. And no matter how slim that chance is, we must take it.

Piccolo

Don't you remember what Trunks said? The future will be destroyed by these androids!

Kami

Yes, but Trunks made a mistake. He told you that the androids you encountered today are not the same ones that he fought in the future.

Piccolo

Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Yeah right. And these androids are a real great bunch o' guys once you get to know them.

Kami

For the last four years, I have felt a terrible disturbance taking shape on the Earth below. A great evil. But I'm afraid it wasn't the androids that I sensed.

Piccolo

Huh!?

Kami

There is another threat. A vile creature which I'm afraid will prove to be a hundred times more lethal and cunning than even the androids.