Frieza quotes from Dragon Ball Z

There are three things I refuse to tolerate. Cowardice. Bad haircuts, and military insurrection. And it is unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.

I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Frieza and yes, all the horrible stories you've heard are true.

These Saiyans are proving to be quite a thorn in my side. It seems the more they fight, the stronger they become. Of course, I'm still much more powerful than they are, but if they keep multiplying their strength, then who knows what they might be capable of in the future. Best to eliminate them now, before they get any stronger.

[after the Ginyu Force do their poses] Well...that's quite an entrance boys...

Before you begin your pathetic struggle to survive, I should warn you. Your chance of winning is nonexistent.

[Frieza rips off Nail's arm and throws it in front of him] Here! You might want to keep it as a backscratcher!

[Nail grows a replacement arm] That didn't show up in the readout! The ability to regenerate one's own anatomy. I'll just have to make a copy of that power, because you never know when it might come in handy.

[to his scouter communicator] Ginyu Force, this is Frieza! Come in! Over! What...no! This can't be! Where are my soldiers? Why aren't they showing up on my scouter!? There's no way Vegeta and those miserable little punks could take down the entire Ginyu Force! If they're sleeping on the job, I will make them pay!

So you are the ones. Naughty. I don't see how three shrimps and a burnt out Saiyan managed to defeat the Ginyu Force, but now it's your turn. Don't worry. It won't hurt too bad. Really. Death is my specialty.

[sarcastic] Oh...I beg of you...please don't hurt little old me.

The pain that you have caused me...I will return it ten-fold!

Don't look so surprised Vegeta! I'll be right with you, but first I must exterminate the mighty midget.

[when crushing Gohan's head into the ground] Sometimes, you just gotta put your foot down when it comes to kids. Bye bye brat.

These Earth scum tricksters. They're just like weeds. You have to get 'em by the root!

[while chasing Krillin] What fun! I love cat and mouse! This one's even small enough to eat! Yum!