Garlic Junior quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Aha ha ha ha ha! Excellent work Piccolo! Yes, once he was young Gohan's mentor, but the tables have turned...and now, Piccolo will destroy the rodent for me! Kami, I have a surprise for you! I wouldn't want you to miss the moment Gohan becomes part of my family!

Hmph. That's what you get when you send a Namek to do a man's job.

I want to show you something. My source of power. [pointing upward] Behold. The Makyo Star, my home. It's warm glow revives me and fills me with incredible strength and after twelve thousand years, its made its way to Earth. Can you feel it? Now that the Makyo star has finally arrived, I will become ten times more powerful than I've ever been before. There's nothing you can do to stop me from taking this planet for my own.

[after Gohan rips through his stomach head-first in midair] Thanks a lot! I needed to lose a couple of pounds. Ha ha ha ha!

[as Piccolo fades] Like they say, an old Namekian never dies! He just fades away! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

That little pimple of a shield is going to pop and the three of you are going to ooze into the dead zone like the pus that you are!

Now Popo, where is Kami?

I don't know.

You're lying.

No. Mister Popo does not lie.

For some reason, I believe you.

Yes, that's because I don't lie.

Bah! You disgust me! Hah! [Garlic Junior shrinks Mister Popo] Hmm. Pint sized Popo! Don't bother trying to escape! That tidy little energy field is impregnable. Ah, there you are. You look so scared. Don't worry. I'm not going to kill you yet Mister Popo. All in due time. All in due time.

You were lucky last time. If it wasn't for that kid, I'd be sitting on your throne already.

Kami

In your dreams. I'll die before I let that happen.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my. I couldn't have said it any better myself. I'm taking over and you are going to die!

You see, boys...our army of darkness has always been here. We just have to wake it up.

You're a genius lord Garlic. What a brilliant plan.

Yeah. You've really outdone yourself this time boss.

Why, thank you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[to Gohan and Krillin] Well boys, what do you think of Piccolo now? He's all set to serve Garlic Junior. That's because he's become part of our family! He's one of us kid. Just like your mother is.

Ah, I see the son of Goku has arrived. I believe your name is...Gohan, right? Welcome here, my friend. I hope you don't mind but...heh heh...I have a question for you. I want to know where your father is.

My father?

Precisely. I must find him in order to carry out my revenge. Once that is accomplished, then both you and he will pay double for your failed attempt to defeat me.

No.

Even though now I rule the Earth, that isn't good enough until I exact my revenge upon you two. So young Gohan, tell me where your dear father is hiding. And I warn you, don't try to be smart.

My dad would never hide from the likes of you. And besides, where he is, he doesn't even know your evil kind exist.

Where he is...what do you mean by that?

I'll never tell.

Huh?

So don't bother to ask me that question again!

Alright, you heard him. Why don't we get started. Prepare ta get whooped!

Vinegar

Hey, don't whoop him too bad. Save some for me.

But two against one wouldn't be fair, would it?

Ah, like they say...all's fair in love and war. Hee hee hee hee hee. Come on kid, lets play. I haven't got all day.

Aha ha ha ha. Oh, isn't this wonderful Kami? I've always believed that revenge is so sweet.

What are you waiting for? Well, if you're not gonna make a move, then I guess I will. [Salt pummels Gohan]

Krillin

Gohan, I'm comin'!

Hey, hold on! Where ya goin'? It's my turn ta play with you! [Mustard repeatedly slams his knees into Krillin's face]

[while pummeling Gohan] Aha! What's wrong kid!? You don't wanna fight with me? Oh please! I thought the son o' Goku was a little tougher than this! My sister can take a punch better than you!

Well, on the bright side, at least you'll get to see the bottle of sacred water before I terminate you.

How dare you?

Don't take another step forward if you know what's good for you.

Vinegar

That's it! [Vinegar knocks Gohan away]

Don't you get it Gohan? Whether you breathe in the black water mist or get bitten by someone who has, it's all the same. You become one of us. And your only mission is to serve me, the almighty Garlic Junior.

Why don't you join us? You're the only one who's left kiddo.

Vinegar

'Scuse me sire, it'd be my pleasure ta rid you o' this roach.

Unless of course you would like the honor of finishing off the little ratbag yourself, my lord?

Nah, have fun boys!

Krillin

I guess it's true what they say...you can't trust anyone anymore. Heh heh heh.

Grr...grr...grr...grr...

Krillin, you and Piccolo are really good actors. I didn't suspect a thing. You two were acting, weren't you?

Krillin

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Piccolo

Hmph, with Kami and Popo as hostages, that was the only way I could get close enough to Garlic Jr. to release them safely.

Kami

Thank you for freeing us Piccolo. We are eternally grateful.

Piccolo

Spare me your thanks. I didn't rescue the two of you because I wanted to Kami.

Kami

Hmm...

Piccolo

The only reason I did it was because with you captured, I can't fight at my maximum power.

Kami

Yes, of course.

So Piccolo, aren't you worried about Kami? I'd be worried if my mind and body were linked to that decrepit old prune. It would be such a tragedy if something happened to him, huh? You'd certainly have a tough time surviving without him. And with Kami gone, I bet you wouldn't talk so tough.

Piccolo

Ha. If I were a coward like you, your words might scare me. But, I'm not.