Krillin quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Krillin

[to himself] What am I saying? I'm gonna get creamed out there. This stinks! I'm too young to go. I never even had a girlfriend.

Krillin

[to himself] Okay, now...here I go...uh...okay, now. Chi-Chi, you're not gonna believe this but...uh...Goku is gone and Gohan uh...well we sorta let Piccolo borrow him for a...well, for a while...and uh...he he he he...okay, how about this way...Chi-Chi, um, guess what? Goku's in Other World with Kami and Gohan...well, he's been kidnapped again.

Krillin

Hey, Gohan...you know I'm sorry I got you into this. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to come here. I mean, I wanna wish all our friends back to life but...if we try to compete with Vegeta...we're just gonna get ourselves killed.

Krillin

I guess we just cross our fingers and hope we don't all get creamed. Oh, who am I kidding...I doubt any of us are gonna make it off this planet, I'm gonna die here, and I never even had a girlfriend.

Krillin

It's...it's Vegeta! He's attacking one of the villages! That bastard! Those Nameks never even had a chance.

Krillin

Whoah! Those power levels are incredible! Guess that's where Vegeta ran off to in such a hurry. Yeah, that's him alright. Must be fighting one of Frieza's goons or something. Well, good. I say let 'em fight. Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll take each other out. 'Cause if either one finds us...Hey, hang on tight kid. [Krillin grabs Dende and keeps flying in the opposite direction] We've gotta move. If we turn up the speed, we might be able to get to the eldest Namek while they're still fighting. Lets hope they're too busy beating each other up to notice.

Krillin

I can't believe it. You leave a girl stranded in the middle of nowhere and she's still gone when you need her.

Krillin

[to himself, when Frieza is about to transform again] You know, it's times like this I think to myself, why didn't I just become a shoe salesman?

Krillin

[to himself, about his friends] These guys are iron-clad! It's hard to keep pace with them sometimes. I'm only human. I wanna live.

Krillin

Listen Trunks, I don't wanna be the bearer of bad news, but I don't think Vegeta will let ya train with him...he's very uh...independent.

Krillin

[to himself, about Cell] I'd better watch my step. If I make one wrong move, he'll turn me inside out and hang me out to dry.

Krillin

[Cell goes into his perfect form] This is all my fault because I destroyed that stupid remote!

Krillin

Did you see that!? Vegeta gave him a boot to the head and it didn't even phase him. I told you...Cell's turned into some kind o'...some kind of mechanical freak!

Krillin

Man, what a relief. Trunks, I sure am glad you're still one of the good guys. For a minute, I thought you were gonna pull a Gohan and go ape.

Krillin

[after watching Gohan and Dende studying] All this homework...this is giving me bad flashbacks...from algebra class.