Yamcha quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Yamcha

[to himself] Whatever Vegeta can take, I can take too. Three hundred times normal gravity shouldn't be that tough. I'm sure I can handle it.

Yamcha

[in Other World] You know, shoot, if this place had some pretty girls, I wouldn't even care about going back to Earth. Let Majin Buu have it. All we like is the chicks.

Yamcha

[about Kid Buu's blast] That attack isn't meant for us. He's gonna blow up the whole darn planet!

Aren't you nervous about winning the game?

Yamcha

What's there to be nervous about? This is too easy. Seems like every time I step up to the play, I hit a home run.

Yeah, but that's a good thing, isn't it?

Yamcha

I'm a fighter Puar, I'm not a...ball player.

Don't talk like that! Fighting doesn't pay the rent Yamcha! You have to make money somehow.

Man, being a jerk just comes so natural to you.

Yamcha

Yeah, well, I'd say I owe all my training in that department to you Bulma.

Yamcha

Krillin, if you need some help against those Saiyans, let me know.

Krillin

Wait a second. That's what I came to talk to you about. I do need you. Korin wants us all to report to him for special training.

Yamcha

For real Krillin?

Krillin

Uhuh...uhuh.

Yamcha

Well, I'm not gonna bow down to those Saiyan jerks! We've got Piccolo on our side and Goku's gonna be back even stronger than before.

That's true.

Yamcha

And besides, it's not every day you get a chance to be trained by Korin himself.

Yamcha

In any case, those sorry Saiyans are gonna have their hands full, I'll make sure o' that.

Wow. Now you're talkin' Yamcha.

Krillin

Oh great. She still likes him. Bummer.

Krillin

Hey, Kami. I don't mean to be rude, but we're not really learning anything new.

Yamcha

He's right. So far, you haven't taught us anything we couldn't do on our own. We wanna be as strong as Goku was when he was here.

Krillin

Yeah, come on. We want the same training you gave Goku, Kami.

Kami

Please listen carefully then.

Uh...?

Kami

I taught...Goku....nothing! That's what I taught him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yamcha

Hey, what did he mean by that?

Who knows? If this camp wasn't free, I'd be out of here! Just between you and me, the food's not that great.

To be truly strong, you must know yourself and your enemy. Once you know this, all will become clear.

Krillin

What do ya mean? Know myself?

Yamcha

Don't give us that rubbish! How could we not know ourselves?! I know myself better than anybody!

Oh, is that a fact? So you know yourself, do you? How come you don't know that you are weak?

Yamcha

Whoah! Would you like to prove that!? You beach ball!

You should never have come here! No one comes to Vegeta!

He's right. We try to discourage tourism here.

Yamcha

Grr....[charging his energy]

Hey, my grandmother can gather energy faster than that! But don't feel bad, she's one tough cookie. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I sense a powerful force is headed for planet Namek!

Yamcha

You mean Goku?

No, there are five of them. Evil...it's the Ginyu Force!

Yamcha

It's the Gin-who-what?

They're a...a highly trained and highly secret assault team. Across the universe, wars have erupted without warning...cities and civilizations have been demolished...planets left in ruin. All with no clear idea as to how or why such wars ever began, but I know who is responsible, a secret elite army called the Ginyu Force. The private army of Frieza.

Yamcha

Well, now that we've been through your training, the only force they're gonna be is forced back home.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Nice one Yamcha.

Yamcha

Yeah. Yeah, I just made that up! Ha ha ha ha.

Yamcha

Just count your eyes and add one.

Tien

Uh! What do you know!?

Yamcha

Well, I know this! I'm one of the three going back!

Tien

Wait! No! You need to fix your hair. You should stay!

Yamcha

Fix my hair? So I like to comb my hair a lot! At least I have hair, q-ball.

Tien

Q-ball huh!? You jerk!

Hey guys! Why don't we draw straws.

Yamcha

Yeah right! There's one small problem. You and Tien are telepathic!

We're not cheaters! How dare you!

[about posing] We stink without our leader.

Not to mention we're out of practice.

Lets give 'em some Ginyu spirit.

Yeah, that's what we need! Ginyu spirit!

Jeice

Then, lets do it again! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Again! Again!

Yamcha

Who are they? They're wacko!

Jeice

Well, I can see that they're impressed. I've gotta admit, our fighting poses are awesome, no matter how many times we do them.

Oh, by the looks of it, this place seems to be a real nice planet. I think we should make it our new fighting headquarters.

Now that sounds like a plan!

Jeice

And using our superior strength, we, the Ginyu Force, will conquer this planet!

Yamcha

Tien, these guys are idiots.

Tien

You can say that again. And if I'm not mistaken, wasn't it the Ginyu Force that took on Vegeta and got beat?

Ah...I think you're right. Oh!

So, you're friends with Vegeta, huh? That makes things a little clearer. We're the Ginyu Force, the most elite fighting force in the universe. Your friend Vegeta was an insignificant worm compared to us.

That's right. We woulda beaten that monkey with one blow except we ran into a little bit of bad luck.

Yeah, but that's all ancient history. Besides, we're here now and we like this place. And we're going ta make it our home.

So why don't you make like a hair and split!

Yamcha

Hey! Who do you think you are? It's you who's going to leave!

Yeah! Get lost!

Heh heh heh heh heh. Please. Don't make me laugh. Aha ha ha.

Jeice

If they wanna fight, bring it on, 'cause I believe we all could use the exercise.

Oh...wait a second. Remember what our fearless leader said? When on a new planet, make sure that you test your powers first, because the climate might affect your ability to fight.

Jeice

Hmm...you got a point there, Recoome. Alright.