Dragon Ball Z · Season 4, Episode 3
Admit it. You've always had a fascination with the dark side Piccolo. Why don't you join Garlic Junior now while you still can? He's about to take over the planet.
Yeah right. Don't make me laugh. Come on, how could someone stupid enough to get caught in his own trap take over a planet friend?
Ey! Watch your mouth!
You're gonna wish you never said that lizard boy.
You're lucky that lord Garlic ordered us ta take you in alive or I'd finish you off right now.
How did your brainless boss escape the dead zone?
Alright, that's it. You're dead.
Hey...heh heh heh. Settle down, Vinegar. He's just trying to get you riled up. I'll answer your question Piccolo, if you really want to know. [pointing upward] The power of the Makyo Star.
Go on. How?
Ah yes. Now I have your attention. Not long ago, the autumnal equinox was on the first point of libra. Heralding this auspicious moment for the dark side was the Makyo Star, whose proximity to the Earth provided an incredible source of power to all creatures of the night. This rare alignment of the planets and stars occurs only once every twelve thousand years. At no other time is man more susceptible to evil than this. It is a time when the powers of darkness are at their zenith and the unseen lower forces dominate the Earth. Garlic Junior used this influx of dark energy as a springboard to shatter his prison and escape it forever. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You don't get it do you? Garlic Junior is the new guardian of the Earth. He's taken over Kami's lookout and is seated quite comfortably on the throne. Kami and Popo are just mantle pieces now, looking on hopelessly from their little glass jars.
Huh?
Uh?
Great. We're in trouble.
The beautiful part about it all is that with the black water mist, we hardly have to raise a finger. Just look how eager your friends are to help us. We're gods to these plebians.
We're like celebrities to all these people, kinda like the role models an' all!
Yeah! Dig it man! You should join us! You would love it. They worship us. And soon they're gonna be like that for good.
Huh?
What!? For good?
Once twenty four hours passes by, the change becomes permanent. Not even the sacred water can change them back.
Heh heh heh heh. You came here looking to fight us, but the battle has already been won. There's no one left to fight for, nobody wants your help. Can't you understand that? Just look. Look at your friends. Do they look like they're waiting for a knight in shining armor to come and rescue them? Who do you think you're fooling anyway? You haven't really changed. So drop the goody two-shoes act and join us. Or oppose us and suffer like you've never suffered before. Your choice. Well?
[about Piccolo] His Namekian body is having a strong reaction to the venom.
Too bad. Lets put him out of his misery.
Vinegar, stop. We mustn't kill poor Piccolo. Without him, we won't be able to use the dragonballs.
Do I get to kill him later then?
'fraid not. Why should we hurt a friend? If you're bitten by someone who's been infected by the black water mist, you become just like them. Piccolo's one of us. Yes, wake up. You're part of the family now.
[in a battlefield of dead bodies] My word. So this is what my people get for being loyal servants to Frieza. How could he order Vegeta to do this to us after all we've done for him?
Fool! No one tells me what to do anymore! Especially Frieza!
You dare to defy Frieza? [Vegeta lifts the soldier by his uniform]
Look! I did not come here to fight with you! It was you and your idiotic friends that started it in the first place, now tell me where Goku is!
I've never even heard of him.
If you're lying to me, I will rip your head off!
Heh! We're protected under Frieza's treaty. You're the one who's going to get it.
Really? Is that so? The treaty you signed with Frieza is no longer valid! Because in order for a treaty to exist, the one who signed it must be alive and Frieza's dead. A Saiyan by the name of Goku destroyed him.
Frieza killed by a...a monkey? What a joke.
Ha ha ha ha. I don't remember telling a joke, bird-face!
Grr... [the soldier pulls his blaster up to shoot Vegeta and Vegeta crushed it with his hand] Ahh...
You just made my day. [Vegeta blasts the soldier to death]
Alright! How did a dog ugly guy like you score that chick?
Hey, cool it on the ugly stuff.
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