Android 18 quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Android 18

[Android 18 is looking through a wardrobe] Uh. Whoever owns these clothes should have their optic sensors adjusted. They are obviously malfunctioning.

Android 18

Men. Heh. They just have to destroy everything.

I will kill Cell. This world is a good place. Cell wishes to destroy it. I will not let that happen.

[after ripping off Cell's tail] That should put a stop to your absorbing capabilities. Now you are like a bee without a stinger.

Android 18

[to Android 16] Oh, great. I think you're starting to malfunction. All you've been doing is staring at these birds all day long. What do you see in those things anyway? Don't you care that Cell's going to suck me up like he did 17? Don't you care that he's going to kill you?

Why is Cell so determined to become more powerful? He is already stronger than any other creature on this planet. What is he trying to achieve? What is the point to this destruction?

I never guessed 18 would give Cell this much power. Now we are all doomed.

How could Dr. Gero have created such a monster?

[while squeezing Cell in a bear hug] I have a powerful explosive embedded deep in my body. It was intended to be a last resort. I am sorry that we androids have caused so much suffering here on the Earth. Cell, no matter how strong you have become...you will not survive this explosion!

[while squeezing Cell in a bear hug] Cell, you destroy life. You are a parasite to this planet. And I see now that this is the best way to destroy you. Dr. Gero's sick ambition to terrorize the world through us will ultimately be put to rest...by his own devices.

I am detecting a human with extraordinary power. What do your sensors indicate 19?

It is close. Coming closer. Perhaps the one we seek.

Perhaps. This one far surpasses the average human.

We will destroy it, yes 20?

This is not the human we seek. I will identify it. [Android 19 scans Yamcha from afar] Human is designated male. Warrior subclass B. Identified as Yamcha.

Excellent. He will provide us with ample energy.

You monster!

I cleared the area of innocents, in accordance with your wishes. Do you disagree with my methods?

Grr...leave these people out of this!

There are no people left to leave out.

[after changing to a Super Saiyan] Piccolo and Tien, you stay out of this. It looks like they only want me, and that's exactly who they'll get!

This is a most unexpected development indeed.

This technique is not listed in my files, 20.

Nor in mine. But my sensors indicate that there is no cause for concern. Yes, it is a most impressive ability. But it is nothing we cannot handle. 19 will demonstrate this by himself.

Heh heh.

Vegeta

I was watching your battle with Kakarot...so I've seen your energy absorbing technique. Oh well, if I can't blast you away, I'll have to pound you into a pulp, that's all.

You know some of my moves. But I know all of your moves Vegeta. Oh yes, Dr. Gero studied you very thoroughly.

Vegeta

Oh, is that a fact? Then why were you so surprised when Kakarot turned into a Super Saiyan? I'll tell you why. Because your database doesn't cover the battles we had in space. Your bonehead creator picked a fine chapter to omit from your memory banks.

Oh?

Vegeta

That's right my friend, let me ask you...does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?