Gohan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

From what I've seen, I'd say the grown up Trunks is pretty cool.

You're right. He is cool, isn't he?

Hmph. Not that cool.

What did you say!? How dare you say something like that about my son?

Gee whiz Bulma, do you think you could freak out any more!?

What!? [holding baby Trunks] Well, we'll just tell daddy about him!

No don't! Not Vegeta! Please, I take it back!

Ha ha. Watch out Yajirobe. Little Trunks is goin' ta be pretty tough himself one o' these days. He may come after you if he hears you were givin' his mom a hard time.

Yeah, I'd like ta see him try!

Ooo! That does it! I'm going to tell Vegeta exactly how mean you're being to his son!

No, you can't tell! I'll do anything!

Ah, oh boy. There it is. Home at last. Wow. What a view!

Gohan, listen. Can we go by my house first.

Uh...uh...but I wanna go see my dad Bulma. He's not feeling well, remember?

I know, but I promise I won't take long, okay? It feels like we've been gone forever and I really need some more supplies. Pee-yoo! Little Trunks needs his diaper changed.

Uh...

Being a mother really isn't easy you know. I have to get baby Trunks some fresh diapers and then I have to feed him. It's a lot o' work.

Gohan! I vote that we all go to Bulma's house! I want some food!

Wah! Wah!

Well, you guys win. It's three against one.

Aah! [everyone is shocked at Chi-Chi screaming] Oh no! What in the world was I thinking!? We don't have a minute to waste! We've got to hurry! Before it's too late!

What are you talking about? [Chi-Chi takes out Gohan's study material]

Well, lets hit those books Gohan.

Uh...I can't study now.

Don't you dare talk back to me! Now go to it!

Krillin

Wow Gohan! And I thought I had it rough!

This isn't good. Cell's power just went up the roof!

Yeah.

It's what we feared. Cell must've taken one of the androids. That's the only explanation!

Piccolo, can I have a new outfit just like yours? You were my first teacher.

Piccolo

Yeah kid. It'll make you look really sharp.

So, how do I stack up against Cell?

That's hard for me to answer. Hmmm...well...I don't know how precise I can be but...uh...to be blunt...I'd have to say Cell is stronger.

Uh!?

Then what are we waiting around for? Shouldn't we be like...planning our escape!?

[Chi-Chi sees Gohan and Goku as Super Saiyans] But what happened? Where is my sweet little Gohan?

I'm right here, mom.

Aha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Babe, you crack me up.

Calm down. Calm down.

Aah! [to Gohan] What happened to your beautiful black hair? Who gave you permission to dye it? [pulling on Gohan's hair]

It's not dyed. It's just...

[crying] My sweet little Gohan's become a punker!

No, it's not like that.

You'd never fight. You're too sweet, right.

Huh?

You're too gentle, to fight, I mean.

You think so?

Uh huh. I know so, for sure, I can see that. I like strong men, like my grandpa. He's a real fighter.

Go home to your mommy, kid!

And where's your mom? Was she one of the ones that you locked outside?

That's enough out of you, you delinquent! Hey, boys. All eyes here. Shut this kid up!

[after Gohan blocks Tao's Dodon ray] Say what!?

What happened?

I happened. That's what!

My chair!

Gohan, here.

Oh, man. We really did it this time.

Krillin

Chi-Chi's gonna kill you guys! Hey, where'd she go?

[Chi-Chi angrily burst out of the debris that she was buried in] HYAH! HERE I AM! Alright you two, i've had it with this Super Saiyan stuff! You've broken both sets of dishes, and three tables! I swear, is it too much to ask to have a normal dinner where we don't smash glasses, and bend silverware, and break all the furniture?! Well, is it?! I'm waiting!

No, sorry.

I have an idea. Maybe we should use paper plates and cups.

Yeah? Well think again, kid! Gosh, what a funny sense of humor. Paper cups, and paper plates, you must get that from your mommy. I'll tell you what, Gohan. Since it's your birthday, i'm going to let you off easy. For your punishment, you can help me clean up. As for you Goku, hit the road! Don't call us, we'll call you. [Chi-Chi opens the door]

Uh, you want me to leave home?

Yes! I can't take it anymore, Goku. I need you gone. At least until I finish setting up for Gohan's party. You like to fish, right? Well go catch a fish, or something.

Hey, sure. That sounds great, i'll catch a big one.

Krillin

I'll go too.

Me too.

Wonderful plan. But you can forget it, Gohan. Look, if you think you're getting off the hook that easy, you can think again, kiddo. After you finish cleaning up, it's time to study.

Anything but that, mom.

A mother knows what's best, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Hey, Gohan. Your mother is a hundred percent right. It would be best if you study this afternoon. [Gohan and Krillin were both shocked while Chi-Chi fainted from hearing this and the whole house jumped in the air]

Huh? What did I do?

Krillin

You don't know?

Gosh, daddy.

Are you sick? [shoves a thermometer in Goku's mouth and put her hand on his forehead] You feel okay.

Trunks

Gohan, did your father tell you anything?

Eh?

Trunks

We've all heard Goku say that Cell is stronger than he is and that Cell has no weaknesses. So why is he acting so cheerful?

I've asked my dad and he hasn't told me anything. All he says is "don't worry."

Trunks

Don't worry...!?

Krillin

I don't know. I mean, if that's what he said, maybe he really does have some plan to defeat Cell.

Piccolo

Or maybe he's in denial.

We don't have to do this. This fight, Cell...it's meaningless.

Cell

Huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! You sound just like your father! Do you honestly think I'll stop my Cell games just because you think they're meaningless?

Yes.

Cell

Well, think again. Let me explain something to you. You have to fight. Unless you beat me here today, I'll destroy the Earth. Now how's that for meaning.

I'm telling you I don't wanna fight anymore, Cell. Even though you're evil...I really have no desire to kill you.