[while in Bulma's body, about Frieza pounding Goku] Incredible. Now that's what I call speed. I can't believe that I have the privilege of watching this fight. This is monumental, what a matchup. Gosh, this is the greatest battle ever, and here I am to witness it.
GGohan
Bulma...I know the fight is a big deal and all, but it's really not a time to celebrate.
Bulma...Goku's not faring too well at the moment.
[Ginyu smacks Krillin back] Oopsie.
Do me a favor. After the fight's over, remind me to kill you guys!
Oh...heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Well, if she's threatening us, I guess that means she's back to normal. Eh...
[while in Bulma's body, about Frieza beating Goku] Hee hee ha ha ha. This is great!
It looks like Frieza's going to win after all. Hee hee hee hee ha ha. I should've known.
Look. Shut up or leave and that's final!
Are you sure you're okay Bulma?
Yes...I guess I got carried away for a second there. Sorry guys. [Bulma in the frog's body begins to toss little rocks at Captain Ginyu in anger]
What's the matter guys...why are you looking at me so funny? You wouldn't hurt a lady, would you? Hm? Hee hee ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, look out! It's Ginyu!
Ahh! We forgot about Bulma! What are we going to do?
Don't scare me like that, Krillin! For a second, I thought you saw Frieza again.
In...in some ways, Bulma's worse than Frieza. Uh...at least that's how I feel.
GGohan
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Ooo...ooo...don't make me laugh Krillin. I still ache all over.
[enraged] I won't let you...get away with this!
[thunder and lightning strike around Goku] Grr...grr...grr...I won't let you...grr...grr...yaaaaaaaaaaah! [Goku transforms into a Super Saiyan]
Gohan! Listen very carefully! You must leave this planet now and take Piccolo with you. Got it?
Grr... This is the last time I'm going to tell you! Get out of here right now, Gohan!
Gohan! It's time! Piccolo is our only chance of bringing the others back to this dimension. Take him to the ship and go!
GGohan
But what about you?
Don't worry about me now! I know I'm where I need to be!
GGohan
But...if we take the ship...that means you'll be stranded out here with no way home.
I'm your father. Now listen! Gohan! Just do as I say!
GGohan
Whatever you want dad.
Man, this is crazy! It's falling apart. My gosh, this is scary. This thing can blow at any second. This is bad. This is gonna be the end.
GGohan
Hey. Think positive.
How dare you, you twerp!? You have no idea what I've been through, do you? It's been horrible.
GGohan
Well, look on the bright side.
Bright side? I've been chased by dinosaurs, I had my body stolen by a crazy frog, I was nearly crushed to death, I have major rio and my legs are so bristly, I feel like a cactus, so tell me, what's the bright side?
Well, I'm not traveling across the galaxy with a shady character like Piccolo on board, who do you think I am? There's no telling what he might do once we're in deep space in the middle of nowhere. There's just no way! If he stays, you can count me out!
GGohan
But he's not bad. He's good, really. And that's the truth. He's coming, or we're not going anywhere!
Huh! Now look Gohan. Piccolo belongs here. It's his home. I doubt he even wants to leave here.
Right...nevermind. Heh heh. [to herself] Oh, man. This is just great. How do I get myself into these predicaments?
GGohan
[Gohan puts his hand on Bulma's hand to stop her from powering up the ship] We're not leaving Bulma! Not yet.
Please take your hand away or I'm going to bite it as hard as I can.
GGohan
He's my dad, I love him. Please, Bulma, I know he'd do the same for you if he could. Please, my dad needs us. He does.
Gosh...Gohan...alright Gohan...two more minutes.
GGohan
I'm staying Bulma. You're gonna have to leave with Piccolo.
What? Hey! This isn't funny.
GGohan
I'm part Saiyan Bulma. Frieza's goin' ta hunt me down wherever I go. The last thing I wanna do is lead him back to Earth. I don't wanna be a danger ta anybody. I know what I've gotta do.
That's nonsense. Let's go. You're not sure that he's going to follow you! You really should get out of here before it's too late. Gohan, no! Don't go! You can't put this all on yourself!
GGohan
Don't worry about me. This is the way that I want it. I'll be alright. You take care of Piccolo.
Gohan, no! This is suicide!
GGohan
No way. This is life. Piccolo would understand and so would my dad. Besides, I don't intend ta die. Frieza's bound ta be hurting if he was fighting my dad. Maybe I can beat him. I've got to give it a try. So long.
You're all so foolish to assume Kakarot would abandon such a good fight, because the blood of a Saiyan flows too strongly in his veins. And now, as that idiot martyr is becoming a Super Saiyan, his hunger for battle is even greater! Nothing will stop Frieza and Kakarot from fighting, that is, until Namek explodes and they both go out with a bang! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Meanwhile, since I was revived from death, I should become even stronger, and once Kakarot and Frieza are both completely out of the picture, I'll be the most powerful fighter in the universe!
I must admit this was unexpected, but that doesn't mean I won't enjoy it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[speaking telepathically to Bulma] Bulma! Can you hear me?
Huh? Who said that? I must be losing my mind!
Bulma, you're not losing your mind. It's me, Yamcha.
Huh? Yamcha? Where? I don't see you.
I can hear you though. Did somebody shrink you or something?
No, nobody shrunk me. I'm full size. Look, Bulma. I'm communicating with you telepathically. King Kai arranged it. I'm relaying a message for him.
GGohan
Bulma? Yamcha's talking to you? It's King Kai, he must have a message.
Hey, that's what he said. Man, that's wild. Telepathy, huh? So, it's true then. It is Yamcha. Hiya Yamcha! What's up?
Not a lotta! Just hangin' out with the other dead guys. You know how it is. But hey, I have to hurry, because uh...I'm sorta calling long distance. It's about Goku, Bulma. The fight on Namek is over.
Goku did. He beat Frieza. But uh...
Goku won! Alright! That's our Goku! Hey guys! Goku won!
GGohan
Wow! Dad really won! Yay! Woo! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[to himself] Goku, you did it my friend.
GGohan
[dancing around with Dende] Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[to himself] He did it. Unbelievable.
Bulma, please listen. That's not the end of the story. There's more. After Goku defeated Frieza, he tried to use Frieza's space ship to high-tail it outta there, but the darned thing bugged out on 'im. He was stuck, with no way out! When Namek exploded, Goku went with it! He's gone.
Hold on guys! There's more! Goku didn't make it off planet Namek before it exploded. He's dead.
Bulma!? What are you doing? Are you nuts? You're not givin' a weather report or announcing the score of a football game. The kid's dad just died. I could've done a better job than that.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Duh. Now listen up, peabrain. I'm the one with the real inside scoop, not you. What would you say if I told you that with the dragonballs from Namek, you can wish people back to life more than just one time? That means we can wish everybody back. Goku, Krillin, and Chiaotzu can all be wished back. You're all coming home. How do you like them apples? And it's not gonna take that long either. So just chill. You dork, I was always the brains of the outfit when we were together and you were always the brawn.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I told you, didn't I? It looks like my prophecy came to pass after all! I'm number one now, guys. So get used to it! It was nice of your dad, kid. Getting rid of Frieza like that for me. What a guy. He served his purpose.
GGohan
Jerk. You're nothing compared to him. He spared your life twice!
He shouldn't have been so soft, should he? Which leads me to the question of what to do with his son. Destroy him now so he doesn't destroy me someday? Don't sweat it kiddo. You're the only Saiyan left besides me. That makes you a very important young man. We're the last survivors of an ancient race. Besides, I need someone like you at my side to polish my boots and call me lord Vegeta! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
GGohan
My dad'll be back! You watch!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Your dad is history, kid!
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