Larry David quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm

Larry David

I can name sources. Sophia Loren was once a source.

Larry

I dunno, I'll have to ask Hitler. (Cheryl)

Larry

Everything is "heaven" with [Ted]. The piece of gum he had; "Oh this is heaven!" Had a taste of a chocolate bar; "I'm in heaven." A parking space is "heaven." It's all "heaven."

Larry

Maybe we can stop by the store and pick up some Tabasco.

Larry

What is this compulsion to have people over at your house and serve them food and talk to them?

Larry

[after the dinner party] Hey, when's the next meeting of the Young Republicans club?

Larry

[stuffing fruit in his mouth] How many do you think I can get in my mouth at a time?

Larry

I'm sorry I was late. I just couldn't decide what to wear.

Larry

It seems silly to me to put a napkin on an old pair of pants.

Larry

You know, my grandfather's name was Harold Bingo, and he invented the game "Bingo."

Larry

(to Shelley Cobb) You know we should have sex sometime.

Larry

How could you not go in with an ace high? Oh, you cunt, what a cunt!

Larry

So I'm really happy with my new sneakers. You know, 'cause they're gray. And, if you think about it's a good color, 'cause white is really too bright and black is like a pair of shoes. And gray is kind of like right in the middle. They look good.

Larry

I'm feeling pretty good. Pret-ty, pret-ty, pret-ty, pret-ty good.

Larry

I'm just nice. You have nice/pussy confusion.