So I'm really happy with my new sneakers. You know, 'cause they're gray. And, if you think about it's a good color, 'cause white is really too bright and black is like a pair of shoes. And gray is kind of like right in the middle. They look good.
“The Thong” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Larry David (4), John (2)
I'm feeling pretty good. Pret-ty, pret-ty, pret-ty, pret-ty good.
Big family?
JJohn
Yeah. Five brothers and sisters, you know, Irish.
You ever catch your parents having sex?
JJohn
No...
Me either.
JJohn
Thank you for your time and for donating the lunch. We really appreciate it.
Please, whatever you need. I'll donate anything you want. I'll donate it all. My time, my organs. What do you want? You want a kidney? I'll give you a kidney. What else do you need? I've got a terrific penis. I could donate a penis. I've got a good spleen. Excellent spleen. [sings the "Mr. Clean" commercial jingle]:"Mr. Spleen gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute. Mr. Spleen will clean your whole house and everything that's in it, Mr. Spleen."
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