Loretta quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm

Loretta

[to Susie] Who the fuck you think you talkin' to?! Nobody be talkin' to my man like that! You betta get yo ass out of this house! Fucken Bitch!

Larry

Hey!

Why did you leave that stupid message on my answering machine?

Larry

What?

I don't want to hear about the money anymore.

Larry

Yeah. No one will take this money. I couldn't give it to a bum.

Listen to me. I don't care about the money. Someone stole flowers that were marking the spot where my mother was hit in her wheelchair.

Larry

Really?

Yes. I'm not a violent person. But if I find this guy, I don't know what I'm gonna do to him.

Larry

Hmm.

I can't believe that a human being would do that.

Larry

How would you even know the flowers are missing?

I keep track of it. I drive by there 10 times a day.

Larry

Okay, you know what? You should go home now. Don't worry about the 50. I don't even care about it anymore. You know-

What is that I smell?

Larry

What? There's no smell. What do you mean?

That's a white lily.

Larry

I don't even know what- what- a white lily?

I know a white lily.

Larry

Huh?

I've got a good sense of smell.

Larry

What are you doing? Where are you going?

There they are. I knew it!

Cheryl

Hi, Marty.

Hi, how are you, Cheryl? Boy, those are beautiful.

Cheryl

Thank you.

Where'd you get 'em?

Cheryl

Larry just brought 'em home for me.

Where'd you get the flowers?

Larry

Um... where'd I get those? Oh, Ventura Boulevard.

What store?

Larry

What was it? Uh...

Loretta

Where can I find a vase?

Did you take the flowers at my mother's site?

Loretta

What?

Cheryl

What?

Larry

They wouldn't take the 50 at the flower store!

How could you do that?!

Larry

Why? There are so many of them. Because I didn't know it was such a big-

So many of them?!

Larry

Is that such a bad thing?

They're not there to pick! You are the lowest of the low.

Cheryl

I cannot believe you.

I have never heard anything like that in my life.

Larry

How many flowers does she need?

Cheryl

You took flowers from Marty's mother?

Loretta

Are these from a graveyard?

Larry

Not a graveyard. It's a roadside memorial. It's not such a- come on!

How could you do this? And you know what? I am missing one! Where's the third bunch? There were three bouquets.

Larry

I-I- I know where it is.

Cheryl

He will get you that bouquet.

I feel sorry for you. If you weren't my best friend, I would take my bare hands and pop your head off your neck.

Larry

He's not my best friend.

You better get those flowers!

Larry

I'm going to dinner with Jeff and Susie and Richard Lewis and his new girlfriend, if you want to come along.

Loretta

Any black people gonna be there?

Larry

No.

Loretta

Then why would I want to go?

Larry

...Might be some people with cancer?