I can name sources. Sophia Loren was once a source.
“The Pants Tent” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Larry David (6), Richard Lewis (2), Cheryl David (1)
[regarding his "bunch-up"] Is it a bad thing? Maybe it's not such a bad thing.
Oh, 'cause you want people to think you constantly have an erection?
[regarding his girlfriend] She reads Wiesel and a lot of things.
She reads Wiesel?
That's right. Not everyone's a moron I go out with.
You know what she should be reading? Emily fucking Post!
[Larry, unaware he is on speakerphone, is asked if he wants to play golf]
I dunno, I'll have to ask Hitler. (Cheryl)
You better call me later on, by sundown.
"By sundown"? What are you, Gary Cooper?
It's always great to see a black entrepreneur, isn't it?
JSJeff's Mom
What?
JSJeff's Dad
What did he just say? What is that supposed to mean?
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