[Larry checks the Chinese take out]
This isn't our food.
Did you check the order before you left?
Yeah, I did, but I decided to take the wrong food home. Thank you for inquiring.
“The Shrimp Incident” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Larry David (3), Cheryl David (1)
How were the garlic noodles the other night?
AWAlan Wasserman
What?
The garlic noodles?
AWAlan Wasserman
I didn't touch your garlic noodles.
I didn't say you touched my garlic noodles. They were your garlic noodles.
AWAlan Wasserman
Right.
But you did touch the shrimp.
How could you not go in with an ace high? Oh, you cunt, what a cunt!
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