Curb Your Enthusiasm · Season 1, Episode 8
“Beloved Aunt” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Larry David (8), Jeff Greene (4), Cheryl David (1), Susie Greene (1)
How did she die?
Killed herself.
No, she didn't.
Killed herself.
Why?
Nobody knows, she didn't leave a note. That is so rude, isn't it?
That's really rude.
I mean, if you leave your house for ten minutes to go get a container of milk, you tell somebody where you went.
I let my wife know before I go anywhere.
Yeah. Would it have killed her to leave a note?
But we have to continue.
We must go on.
Must go on! Can't go on! Must go on!
[stuffing fruit in his mouth] How many do you think I can get in my mouth at a time?
[Larry walks in on Cheryl's family after they finished reading the obituary. They all glare at him]
What?
"What?" We got a paper, that's what!
"Devoted sister, beloved cunt"?! [showing Larry the paper] That's what you put in the paper?!
[In shock] This is a typo! It should be "aunt"!
Did Jeff look at this before he turned it in?
They have proofreaders at papers!
[after reading the obituary, to Jeff] Do me a favor. When I die, let someone else handle the obit, OK?
You gotta go.
What?
You gotta go.
The hell are you talking about?
You copped a feel off my mom, you gotta go.
Your mother thinks I touched her breast? That is so sick!
It's what she thinks. What can I say? Sweet dreams.
"Sweet dreams". I'll dream about fucking your mother. "Sweet dreams."
Do me a favor. Let me take care of the sunglasses.
The sunglasses?
Give them to me, let me take care of them.
You want me to give a gift now?
You gave it to her.
After this "entertaining" evening?
C'mon, you gave it to her.
I don't think so. No.
That's called "Indian giving".
Yes, I know what it's called. It's a very racist term but I'm okay with that.
Hi, Larry!
Hey, buddy! Hey, thanks for ratting me out to Becky, really appreciated it.
I did not rat you out.
You told her everything we talked about. And I told you not to say anything.
Well, that's your problem.
What a jerk.
Oh, I'm a jerk? Is that right? [starts to roll up sleeves]
Oh boy, oh boy. What are you going to do beat me up?
Maybe I will.
Go ahead! Take a shot!
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