DinoHey, I'm Dino from Big Dog productions. I'm moving in next door. You can call me Dog. Everybody calls me Dog.
Dino
Yeah, that's it.
Dino
Um, anyway, I'm doing the shark show. You've heard of the shark show, right, "Great White Wonderland"?
I've seen some ads on buses, yeah.
Dino
Yeah, that's the show. Anyway, we're going to be seeing each other around campus, so I just thought I'd drift on in and say hey.
Dino
Nice to meet you too. Oh, we're probably gonna be sharing the kitchen? Do you mind if I take a cabinet?
Dino
I really really appreciate it.
Dino
So we're cool with that?
Dino
See you, man.
I can't believe you just gave away a cabinet. You never give up a cabinet. Never give up a cabinet.
You don't give away a cabinet.
Eh, I think it'll be fine.
No, it's not gonna be fine.
Aw, don't worry about it.
Dino
Hey, Larry. How's it going?
You know what? It's not going so great.
Dino
Why's that?
Why's that? Look at this! What'd you do? You stuffed me into one cabinet!
Dino
Looks like it all fit in there.
I gave you a cabinet. You took two? That's not fair. We have the same number of people.
Dino
Well, right now I have two people, yeah, but I told you I'm doing the shark show. They're gonna be back.
When? When are they coming back?
Dino
I don't know, Larry. When they're done shooting the sharks, they will come back.
You want to be fair about this thing? I'll take this cabinet, you take that cabinet and we'll split this one.
Dino
No. This stays exactly the way it is. Okay? Peace, brother. Peace.
Dino
I hope you're planning on putting that stuff away somewhere.
Yeah, I am putting it away. Right here. I have no space in here, so where do you suggest I put it?
Dino
We've got some ground rules we've gotta make here, right? This space has to remain clean! There can be no bullshit on this counter, do you understand?
By the way, you're the one who took my stuff out of these two cabinets and put it into this one.
Dino
You're telling me it's unfair the amount of cabinet space that I've taken?
Dino
There are two things about Dog that everybody knows, okay? I am clean and I am fair.
Dino
Okay? These cabinets are mine-- Look! "For Big Dog only. For Big Dog only."
Big shit! You put the labels on, so what? You can rip the labels off.
Dino
Don't touch the fucking labels! Look, Big Dog does not give up cabinets.
Well, guess what, Big Dog.
Dino
What?
This food is staying here because I have no place to put it!
Dino
This isn't even food. What the fuck is this? It's rabbit food.
Oh, is that right? You got pudding in here, okay? You got fucking pudding. Gimme a break. Chocolate pretzels? Get the hell out of here! What do you got in here? Oh, cheese dips-- Come on.
Dino
This weighs almost five lbs. You eat this? You put this in your body?
Yeah, it's good bread. It has no yeast in it.
Dino
It's not bread.
That's bread, that's bread. By the way, I saw the show? It stinks. The sharks are swimming around. Nobody's even-- The sharks aren't eating anybody. Nothing's going on, just sharks swimming around.
Dino
Are you getting negative about my show?
Yeah, your show stinks. And you know what? I'm not calling you Dog anymore. The Dog days are over. From now on, you're Dino!
Dino
Jesus Christ, calm down.
Dino
You said "fuck you, Dog" to me? Take your fucking rabbit food and your goddamn five-lb bread and stick it up your fucking ass!
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