John quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm

Larry

Big family?

Yeah. Five brothers and sisters, you know, Irish.

Larry

You ever catch your parents having sex?

No...

Larry

Me either.

Thank you for your time and for donating the lunch. We really appreciate it.

Larry

Please, whatever you need. I'll donate anything you want. I'll donate it all. My time, my organs. What do you want? You want a kidney? I'll give you a kidney. What else do you need? I've got a terrific penis. I could donate a penis. I've got a good spleen. Excellent spleen. [sings the "Mr. Clean" commercial jingle]:"Mr. Spleen gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute. Mr. Spleen will clean your whole house and everything that's in it, Mr. Spleen."

Larry

[in reference to the Fowler's adopted child from China] Let me ask you this question, have you noticed if she has any proclivity for chopsticks?

Why?

Why would she have a proclivity for chopsticks, Larry?

Larry

Well, she's Chinese.

Do you think she's also a Kung Fu master?

Larry

No, all I'm wondering is this, if you took an American kid who's never used chopsticks before and a Chinese kid who's never used chopsticks before, would the Chinese kid do better?

So the American kid is the control group?

Okay, you know what, she uses a fork.

Larry

Do me a favor.

What?

Larry

First time she uses chopsticks, gimme a call me and just let me know. Gimme a call and just say "Hey, you know what? You wouldn't believe it.."