Well it looks like they're a cute couple, I give you that, but what I don't get is why anybody wants to watch that show. I don't, it's a talent contest? It's more like a humiliation ritual.
Well you'd know about that.
S9 E8Young Man With A Horn
Specific type of asbestos called Amicide. Its particles are bound together by vermiculite and cellulose, the combination found in spray-on ceilings, that type of ceiling material hasn't been used in 20 or 30 years. You know, it's as if you victim found a hole in the time-space continuum and was murdered decades ago.
Brilliant theory, Dave. Thanks.
S9 E919 Down
If you're going to waste our time on playing games and phony remorse, I'll pull the plug right now!
NNate
Okay, honesty it is then. I didn't like your book. Too technical and too depressing.
So, let's assume that 'shoe print' was involved in all four murders. It's possible he knew, Gerald, right? Is it also possible that he was an accomplice of D.J.K.?
That would explain the 9 post-mortem stab wounds in Ian Wallace. It's a continuation of the master's work.
But if he was D.J.K.'s helper, back in the day, why go quiet for 10 years and then suddenly start killing again?
Maybe he was doing time?
Catherine And when he realized that his old partner turned informant, he got scared and killed him.
Maybe that's what brought the old thrill back. Once these guys get a taste, it never seems to go away.
S9 E10One To Go
I need a favor. It's something you're going to have to clear with the Sheriff.
What do you have bugs in my office?
No. I have bugs in my office.
What?
What are we talking about?
HHallie
Do you always keep tabs on your wife?
Yeah, that's why I'm divorced.
S9 E11The Grave Shift
I was just about to dissect his trachea. Care to do the honors?
It's been a while since I cut.
It's like destroying a bicycle. Come on.
S9 E12Disarmed And Dangerous
MMiles
Agent Stanley, would you give us a moment alone? Please.
[Agent Stanley leaves the room]
How long have you two been working together?
MMiles
Feels like forever.
HHoward
Let me get this straight. You guys bust my company for selling roits, give everybody else a chance to plead out for easy time so the DA can make an example out of me because I'm, me personally, I'm corrupting the very fabric of American sports. You ruined my life, and now you want me to help you?
That pretty much sums it up, yeah.
HHoward
Screw you.
S9 E13Deep-Fried and Minty-Fresh
DDave
Rigor's began to set. And her live temp is 93 degrees. Which means she's been dead three to five hours.
You want to bet that that's about the time the husband started drinking.
I think he might have got whacked in the head with a wet-floor sign.
So much for safety in the workplace.
[Doc Robbins squeezes an ulcer and lots of blue pus comes out.]
Death by Smurf? Have you ever seen anything like this?
S9 E14Miscarriage Of Justice
Your husband's note, whatever it says it's... it's not going to take away your doubts or your questions. Some people just can't be saved.
S9 E15Kill Me If You Can
Wealthy art dealer comes out for a late night swim. Somebody's there who shouldn't be...
That is a whole lot of face-smashing. You think it was a crime of passion?
That is what it takes to make great art.
Miss Farrell, were you aware that Mr. Pennington withdrew over $100,000 from his bank account yesterday?
Um, why? Uh, no, I didn't know anything about that.
Then this will be a short visit.
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