So, when was the last time you saw the deceased?
It was like an hour ago when the, they took him away on the girder.
No, I, uh, you know I meant the last time you saw him alive.
S7 E21Ending Happy
To me, sex without love is pointless. It makes you sad.
Well, I'm pretty sure I don't make you sad.
No, you make me happy.
So the guy took an arrow through the throat and it prolonged his life?
Apparently.
And what are the odds of it not hitting any major artery?
Whatever comes right before zero.
You know, I kind of feel bad for these girls.
Don't feel too bad. They have health benefits, good pay. Women get regular check-ups. Industry is well-regulated. As opposed to picking a hooker up off the street. Does she have a disease? Multiple diseases? Is she crazy? Is she gonna roll you? Where do you go? Do you do it in your car, behind a building, down a dark alley? So you drive around, scared out of your mind, finally get the nerve up, pick one you like, call her over, she gets in. Next thing you know, you're down on the pavement, cuffed, because she's an undercover cop, but luckily you were three months shy of your eighteenth birthday so when you call your mom to come get you, it doesn't go on my permanent record.
[momentarily speechless] ... Okay.
S7 E22Leapin' Lizards
Do you believe that intelligent life exists on other planets?
I'm not sure there's intelligent life on this planet.
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Chyna was sucking the life out of me. She deserved none of what she wanted and all of what she got in the end. I'm glad it took a long time for her to die. I can only imagine the pain.
You know, everytime I think about leaving this job, a guy like you comes along and reminds me why I can't.
S7 E23The Good, the Bad and the Dominatrix
[noticing the rope on the floor] Did she have ligature marks?
On her neck, yeah.
That doesn't make any sense. She was a dominatrix, not a submissive.
Maybe the party just got out of control.
Somebody... didn't know the rules.
S and M is a rich man’s sport. Kinda like hockey, a lot of equipment.
How much do you think a night like this would cost?
Heather told me, five years ago she was clearing twenty grand a week. And that was before LadyHeather.com.
[after a moment] What is she like?
Beautiful, smart, intense... charming. The only woman I've ever seen rattle Grissom. [Sara starts to look uncomfortable] I mean he kinda liked that forensic anthropologist, Teri Miller, remember her?
Yeah.
But, she wasn't enough of a challenge for him. Heather, on the other hand uninhibited and can beat him at mental chess, [Sara becomes more uncomfortable] they had chemistry and he is a scientist. I have no proof and I know he'd never tell me, [Sara becomes more uncomfortable] but I'm certain they spent the night together. [Sara becomes very uncomfortable]
[about Lady Heather] This makes no sense. She's very strong, and tough as nails. Why didn't she fight?
S7 E24Living Doll
You lose your interest in dead bodies?
I found a thriving miniature hobbyist community on-line. Sites where people meet, chat, exchange building tips, list stores they shop in.
[looking at the miniature of Grissom's office] So that's why you built this thing? I mean... other then to creep us all out?
A grown man who sticks his hand up the back of a doll, and speaks like a girl. Sounds healthy.
Okay... we're in a David Lynch movie. Where's the dwarf?
My God. She was at the crime scene.
So she salvages the car, and somehow gets it out to the desert, and grabs Sara, and puts her under it?
I don't get it. What does Sara have to do with bleach?
I don't know. This just feels different.
It is different. [flashback to crime scene where Grissom takes a camera from Sara and caresses her arm] This girl holds me responsible for the death of Ernie Dell. I took away the only person she ever loved, so she's gonna do the same thing to me [everyone looks confused]
I don't want to waste time screwing around with this nut case. I'm going to get some bleach, and drip it on her until she gives up the location. I mean they can't accuse us of police brutality for that.
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