George quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Brass

So, when was the last time you saw the deceased?

It was like an hour ago when the, they took him away on the girder.

Brass

No, I, uh, you know I meant the last time you saw him alive.

Oh no. There is no death, only transmogrification.

Brass

Well that's a relief.

It is better to be agreeable than to be right.

Brass

That's not religion, that's marriage.