I grew up in this town, I know all about playing the odds, you are gambling with my team.
We talked about the risks going in, it's not like we can quit now.
I'm not quitting, but I don't like it. And I hate lying to my guys.
S7 E13Redrum
S7 E14Meet Market
[Sara finds Keppler in Grissom's office, looking at the miniature models]
Hi. What are you doing?
Just looking.
What do you think?
Meticulous. Obsessive. Clearly knows his way around a modeling kit.
Grissom didn't make those.
No? Hmm. Fits the profile. Bugs in bottles, Darwin desk set.
He's a bit of a collector of certain things.
Yeah, I knew a guy in Philly like that. Kept a case of thumbs in his closet.
Friend of yours?
No, serial killer.
Do you miss it?
What?
Philly.
No.
S7 E15Law of Gravity
I said "How do you feel about butt implants?"
You don't need them?
What you got?
Well, I'm just following a lead off some serialized butt implants.
I missed Las Vegas.
I, uh, heard that there was some friction in the lab when I was gone.
Did you ever hear of reverse forensics? [Grissom looks up at him, a little shocked]
S7 E16Monster in the Box
Catherine, lay out room, right away!
[enters] Gil, where's the fire? [Catherine sees the miniature crime scene and looks confused]
It's been sitting in my office for the last four weeks.
But we caught the miniature serial killer, he confessed.
Yeah, I watched him blow his brains out. But, I think the package was post marked after he killed himself.
So maybe he arranged to have it sent post-mortum.
The three other murders, the miniature was left at the scene. This one was addressed to me.
So now it's personal.
S7 E17Fallen Idols
Yeah, crabs. I am buying Lindsay a chastity belt.
There's a hole in the middle to let the urine pass so theoretically she could still get them.
You are so creepy sometimes.
RLRyan Lansco
[from video] Come on, guys. It's cold in here! At least close the door! [Reads] I, Ryan Lansco... am a diseased subhuman sex pervert. If you do me, you'll go home with a souvenir: your own little crab colony. [Angrily] My parents better never see this!
SLSheila Latham
Oh, yeah? This is going up on YouTube, or maybe you'd like to put it on your FriendAgenda page. You put everything else up there, why not your crotch rot?
What is this, Grissom? Romeo and Juliet.
Post-Mortem photography. Memento Mori. In the nineteenth century the photo of the dead loved one was a popular keepsake. Death remembered. One last look.
[with a razor in her hand] Do you trust me?
Intimately [she begins to shave off his beard]
S7 E18Empty Eyes
MWMary Wilson
Warrick Brown. I remember you standing on my steps with those guilty green eyes, afraid to come in because you knew your grandma would size you up no matter what kind of trouble you got into.
I don't remember any trouble.
MWMary Wilson
Like when you were thirteen years old, and you took her new Buick out for a spin.
Oh... that bang with the bumper trying to parallel park. I forgot about that.
S7 E19Big Shots
You know, if you're still having trouble coming to terms with the fact that this is no longer your lab, I suggest counseling.
I would like you to run this for me, please?
M'kay.
S7 E20Lab Rats
Four crime scene miniatures. Four murder victims. And one diabolical killer with an obsessive streak who still remains at large. I don't know if any of you have noticed how distracted Grissom's been lately, but it's these keeping him up at night.
You know the combination?
Of course. Grissom could use some fresh eyes on the case and that's why I've asked you here. Obviously, this could be perceived as insulting to the CSIs who formerly worked the case, so secrecy is of the utmost importance. Double down low.
[in a British accent] Oh James, it's Monnypenny. M needs you back at HQ.
Shoe phone was get smart, girl.
Oh, that's right.
Ninety-nine was so hot.
Yeah.
Four people are dead, the killer's still out there, and you're mocking?
We're mocking you.
You in or out?
I don't really know anything about these cases.
We'll review.
I don't know, I have a lot of work to do.
And by work, you mean IMing your Icelandic penpal who thinks that you look like Warrick Brown, because that's the picture you posted.
How?
I just know. Archie? In?
What the hell? But I gotta leave early. I've got a surfing trip in Santa Barbra this weekend.
Miss Mockery?
Well, we can't leave the lab. We can't talk to suspects. What exactly does Grissom want us to do?
It's not always what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
That's Thoreau.
Oh, is it?
Okay, professor, and your point would be?
The answers lie in these. We're lab techs. We think differently than field guys. They deal with people, we deal with things. Maybe we can't find the killer, but I think we can find the thing that links all four murders. This is an opportunity. We have one shift to show Grissom what we're made of. Tonight we could be heroes.
All right, all right. I'm in.
It's time to think outside the box.
[Archie is about to sit on Grissom's chair]
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah...
What?
What are you doing?
Sitting.
No no, you're tempting fate! You know how you should never try on someone else's engagement ring, hold the Oscar, use the excuse your grandmother died when she didn't?
What on God's green earth possessed you to do this?
It's my lucky day.
What?
It's my lucky day...
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