So, when was the last time you saw the deceased?
It was like an hour ago when the, they took him away on the girder.
No, I, uh, you know I meant the last time you saw him alive.
“Ending Happy” · Season 7, Episode 21
In this episode: Jim Brass (2), Gil Grissom (1), Catherine Willows (1), Sara Sidle (1), Greg Sanders (1), David Hodges (1), Al Robbins (1), George (1)
To me, sex without love is pointless. It makes you sad.
Well, I'm pretty sure I don't make you sad.
No, you make me happy.
So the guy took an arrow through the throat and it prolonged his life?
Apparently.
And what are the odds of it not hitting any major artery?
Whatever comes right before zero.
You know, I kind of feel bad for these girls.
Don't feel too bad. They have health benefits, good pay. Women get regular check-ups. Industry is well-regulated. As opposed to picking a hooker up off the street. Does she have a disease? Multiple diseases? Is she crazy? Is she gonna roll you? Where do you go? Do you do it in your car, behind a building, down a dark alley? So you drive around, scared out of your mind, finally get the nerve up, pick one you like, call her over, she gets in. Next thing you know, you're down on the pavement, cuffed, because she's an undercover cop, but luckily you were three months shy of your eighteenth birthday so when you call your mom to come get you, it doesn't go on my permanent record.
[momentarily speechless] ... Okay.
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