It's hard to look and not touch isn't it?
That poor kids has been working her tail off, only fair considering how DNA gets most of the glory these days.
S5 E18Spark of Life
S5 E194x4
How old were you when you first got drunk?
Oh, 16.. 17..
Amortized over a generation, 12's about right?
So you're saying two generations from now, four-year-olds are just gonna be getting trashed?
Pre-school graduation parties are going to be off the hook.
Let me get this straight, Larry. An old man refuses to let you steal his money, so you jack a Hummer and try to run over his taco stand?
LLarry
[Embarrassed] Maybe.
I think this is the dumbest thing we've ever heard.
OOfficer
The best taco I've ever had.
I'm happy for you both.
What, you'd piss of Ecklie again? This is a hit-and-run, I was expecting Greg Sanders.
Sara, I just want you to know when we were in the shower, I didn't see anything.
Really? Gosh, I saw everything.
GGwen
Donny.
DDonny
You're late, and you're not dressed, what's the deal girl?
GGwen
Please Donny, I've just had the worst morning.
DDonny
Oh, you think you had it bad? Poor Chris is dead.
S5 E20Hollywood Brass
AAnnie
L.A. over 200 criminalists and you gotta bring your own guy in?
Well, Rick is like a vampire, he needs to be invited in.
AAnnie
If this goes to court, Warrick's going to have to come back and testify.
Well, you got beaches, bikinis. Free trip to L.A. ? I'm down.
We need to get a warrant, get into that house.
AAnnie
Yeah, well we don't have enough.
Enough for a city attorney?
AAnnie
You know give me a break. Do you know how many cars get jacked in LA every day? He admitted to being with the prostitute, what makes you think he's not telling the truth about the rest?
He's hinky, I can feel it.
AAnnie
Your gut can talk to my judge. Better yet, talk to Ellie. You should, you should get the 411 on Dakota from her.
There's an unreliable witness. So what do we do now?
AAnnie
We eat steak.
Hey Doc, did you get my fax?
Yeah I did.
Yeah, well, it's all Greek to me. Can you help me out?
Sure, of course, but I thought you were asked to come home.
I'll be home tomorrow.
Well, I hope she was worth it.
What do you mean?
Well I don't know, you put your career on the line, I assume there's a woman involved.
What are you a detective now?
S5 E21Committed
Jail or no jail, she won't last six months. She'll die without her son.
That would be better for both of them.
It reminded me of that scene of Jaws when Dreyfuss cuts open the sharks stomach and all kinds of stuff came out.
You found a license plate?
Robbins (shares stomach findings with Grissom): Highlights include band-aids, wood chips, hair and half a snapshot.
Pica?
Boo?
Pica is a compulsion to eat non-nutritive food items. It's from the Latin word for magpie, a bird with a large and indiscriminate appetite.
When my father died, my mother came to a place like this for a while for evaluation. It looked the same, it smelled the same. It smelled like lies.
You sure you're okay?
Crazy people do make me feel crazy.
If you want, I can have somebody take your place.
I appreciate that. I do, I really do, but ... I kind of made a decision to move beyond that and... I really want to finish this case.
JMJoanne McKay
We have rules for a reason. You people come in here disrupting things. You're unsafe. This is your fault.
Really?
Would you ever bleach your hair? (Sara looks up from the microscope) I wouldn't, it's so Greg Sanders.
S5 E22Weeping Willows
Did you hear the one about the cop and the monkey who walk into a bar?
I'm not in the mood.
Neither was the monkey.
S5 E23Iced
And this must be Mr. Billmeyer. I'm so glad he's back.
Very funny.
You might want to have Hodges analyze that cigar. Oh, and the print tech is free. He could, uh, spray the party hat with ninhydrin.
I think I remember how to do my job, Gil, thank you.
I love it when you wear your gloves.
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