CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 5, Episode 23
“Iced” · Season 5, Episode 23
In this episode: Greg Sanders (5), Sara Sidle (4), Gil Grissom (3), Catherine Willows (2), Warrick Brown (1), David Hodges (1), Al Robbins (1), Ecklie (1)
And this must be Mr. Billmeyer. I'm so glad he's back.
Very funny.
You might want to have Hodges analyze that cigar. Oh, and the print tech is free. He could, uh, spray the party hat with ninhydrin.
I think I remember how to do my job, Gil, thank you.
I love it when you wear your gloves.
Spontaneous toilet combustion?
Sara (laughs): Or a college prank.
Warrick (looking at the body in the crop circle): The guy has a blindfold on.
Pin the tail on the donkey gone wrong?
Sara (about the exploding toilet): Well, there's got to be some logical explanation.
Well, if dorm food is as bad as I can remember, we should consider explosive diarrhea.
Hey Grissom, when you went to college did you live in the dorms?
Surely, you jest.
Sara (laughs): You know they say a B.A. is worth a million dollars of extra income over your life.
Yeah, but the present value of college tuition is about the same amount.
So you're saying college isn't worth the expense?
I guess it depends on what you learn.
Music, alcohol, candles. Kid was a regular Romeo.
For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
Condom wrapper. (Sara looks at him)
So much for safe sex.
Catherine (to Warrick): I thought you said you were a dork in high school.
I was a dork... I still am a dork. But I had dimples. I got a little action.
I don't doubt that.
Greg (after finding semen on the doorknob): Trophy condoms.
Trophy condoms?
When a stud scores, he hangs his condom on his neighbor's doorknob.
Hey. Want to talk about semen?
Okay. (Mia hands Sara the file) Okey-dokey.
The semen on the vic's doorknob and the neighbor's doorknob is consistent with Trip's DNA. So, I'm thinking that Trip put a trophy condom on his neighbor's door and then transferred a trace of his reproductive material back onto his own doorknob.
You've uh, you've heard of trophy condoms?
Mia (chuckles): Sara, I went to college.
Catherine (about the victim): The only pathway is from the paramedics. How'd he end up in the middle of the circle? (David looks up at the sky)
I have an idea. (Warrick looks up) I'll keep it to myself.
Hey doc.
Two dead bodies, both were in perfect health.
I am so hoping you have more in the report than that.
Well there are two toxins that can turn a body pink post mortem.
We already ruled out carbon monoxide.
Which leaves one, cyanide ingestion. Interesting fact about cyanide, not all everyone can smell it.
Right, it's a genetic quirk.
Unfortunately, I don't have that ability.
The nose has arrived.
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