[to Max, while he's stuck in cement]: Are you ready to give me a name? You know, you are in a very deep hole, in every sense of the word my friend. Think about that while we chisel you out. It's going to take a few hours. Assuming we're careful. See ya!
S7 E10Loco Motives
Hey, guess what.
Mankind has reached a new evolutionary plateau and starting tomorrow no-one will rape, murder or maim again?
S7 E11Leaving Las Vegas
Sabbatical's usually a euphemism for sayonara. I don't think Grissom's coming back.
Why wouldn't he?
I don't know. He shaved his beard, lost a little weight, he's been leaving when shift is over, I think he even took a day off last week.
Maybe he's got himself a girlfriend.
That's what I'm saying. You know I thought you were going to leave a few months ago.
Why, because I shaved my beard?
Hey, how's it going on your civil case? Did you get a lawyer?
LVPD said they'll provide me with an attorney.
Get your own counsel, Greg. That's your right.
Well, are you gonna give me raise because otherwise I can't afford that.
Call the PPAC and talk to your union rep. This was an on duty incident, they'll provide you with an attorney.
How's the union lawyer gonna be any different?
The department's only interest is the department. They'll throw you under the bus to protect themselves. When's your deposition?
Three weeks from tomorrow.
Stick to whatever you put in the report. Don't waver, be consistent. Everything's gonna be fine.
ANAdam Novak
Why the hell's this department tailing my client?
Concern for his safety?
ANAdam Novak
That's cute. Jay Finch was acquitted of his mother's murder; he deserves all the rights of a free man.
With all due respect, Mr. Novak, no laws have been broken here.
ANAdam Novak
You can't try Finch twice for the same crime.
No, but you can for a different crime.
ANAdam Novak
Oh, I see this is a personal vendetta by CSI Willows.
Personal, to who?
ANAdam Novak
Me! She's a man-hater. No surprise, but how long do we have to pay for the sins of her father?
Y'know Catherine and I get along just great, maybe it's you.
S7 E12Sweet Jane
Hear you got one of the fastest growing murder rates in the country.
Yeah, we're very competitive. Is that a Philly accent I hear?
Trenton, born and bred.
My condolences. I'm from Newark.
You trying to do a geographic profile of your serial?
Yeah, most of these guys tend to operate out of one place. In theory, as the killer gets more and more comfortable with each act, the locations of the bodies should spiral outward from one central point.
I'll tell 'ya one thing your dump sites do have in common.
What's that?
When the bodies were found in the location they were at the time had the highest crime rate in the city.
Smart. Your crime center sure seems to move around here a lot, huh?
Well, in Vegas, new is old in five years, old is history in ten, and nothing ever seems to leave a mark.
Sounds refreshing.
I reviewed that, uh, Jane Doe autopsy from '75.
That was fast.
Well I'm sure the original examination was too. M.E. was a hack named Sam Bernard. He, uh, retired a little while after I started. Once saw him do a Y with a scalpel in one hand and a hot dog in the other.
Take it he wasn't known for his, uh, rigorous analysis.
He was known for liking hot dogs.
S7 E13Redrum
[Referring to faking a crime scene] I'm not used to faking it.
[Smirking] When's the last time you had to?
I grew up in this town, I know all about playing the odds, you are gambling with my team.
We talked about the risks going in, it's not like we can quit now.
I'm not quitting, but I don't like it. And I hate lying to my guys.
S7 E14Meet Market
[Sara finds Keppler in Grissom's office, looking at the miniature models]
Hi. What are you doing?
Just looking.
What do you think?
Meticulous. Obsessive. Clearly knows his way around a modeling kit.
Grissom didn't make those.
No? Hmm. Fits the profile. Bugs in bottles, Darwin desk set.
He's a bit of a collector of certain things.
Yeah, I knew a guy in Philly like that. Kept a case of thumbs in his closet.
Friend of yours?
No, serial killer.
Do you miss it?
What?
Philly.
No.
S7 E15Law of Gravity
I said "How do you feel about butt implants?"
You don't need them?
What you got?
Well, I'm just following a lead off some serialized butt implants.
I missed Las Vegas.
I, uh, heard that there was some friction in the lab when I was gone.
Did you ever hear of reverse forensics? [Grissom looks up at him, a little shocked]
S7 E16Monster in the Box
Catherine, lay out room, right away!
[enters] Gil, where's the fire? [Catherine sees the miniature crime scene and looks confused]
It's been sitting in my office for the last four weeks.
But we caught the miniature serial killer, he confessed.
Yeah, I watched him blow his brains out. But, I think the package was post marked after he killed himself.
So maybe he arranged to have it sent post-mortum.
The three other murders, the miniature was left at the scene. This one was addressed to me.
So now it's personal.
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