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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

S7 E4Fannysmackin

(Grissom walks in as Sara is repeatedly kicking a dummy)

Whoa! Pick on somebody your own size.

Are you volunteering?

(long pause) No.

Why isn't there a medic on Greg?

He's been stabilized. Sara, he's gonna be okay. (Sara walks over to where Greg is lying and brushes hair out of his face)

Sara.

I didn't think you could see me.

I can't. I know that "Sidle Scent".

I'm going to take that as a compliment.

Has someone called your parents? You should let them know-- [Greg groans] What's the matter?

They still think I'm in the lab.

Why do they think that?

When I was in high school I never played any sports, no football, no basketball, definitely no hockey.

[sarcastic] I never would have guessed.

Well, it wasn't my choice. My mom wanted four kids, ended up with only one. She always made sure I stayed close... and if I got a nosebleed, she'd take me to the ER.

Well, now would be the time to come clean.

[beginning to cry] My mom's gonna freak.

You tell her that you risked your life to save someone else's and I think she'll be very proud of you.

Pig and the piglets are in the pigpen.

About time. Finally some good news.

Did you know that Pig, a.k.a Cole Tritt, was the only adult? The rest of 'em were all under 18. One was 14.

Are you kidding? Who raises these kids?

I mean, they weren't all delinquents. Demetrius James was a college student.

Hangin' out with the wrong crowd in the wrong town. I'm tellin' ya, a fake I.D in Las Vegas is like havin' a--a free ticket on the hell train. Sex, drugs, gambling, no adult supervision, 24/7, by the time they're 21 they've done and seen it all.

Make me slit my wrists why don't ya? I'm raising a teenager here.

Ah, you're doin' a great job, Linds is gonna turn out to be a beautiful young woman. Besides, I grew up in Vegas, I didn't turn out so bad, did I?

Yeah. That was pre-Mirage. Back when you were a little squirt goin' to the casino, playin' the arcade games. Nah, Vegas is a different animal now.

Yeah, these kids need to beat people up in the street to be entertained. They need some good discipline, they need their grandmother whuppin' their ass like I had.

Yeah, a good slap.

You know, it kinda sounds like you guys are blaming everybody but these kids. I mean, you don't get a bye just because you grew up here or your parents are on drugs or--- those kids were perfectly capable of telling the difference between a wild night out and beating somebody to death.

The truth is, a moral compass can only point you in the right direction, it can't make you go there. Our culture preaches that you shouldn't be ashamed of anything you do anymore. And unfortunately this city is built on the principle that there's no such thing as guilt. "Do whatever you want, we won't tell." So without a conscience, there's nothing to stop you from killing someone. And evidently you don't even have to feel bad about it.

S7 E5Double Cross

18 years and this is my first crucifixion. In a Catholic church with no crucifixes.

I imagine the priest is a resurrection theologian as opposed to a crucifixion theologian. They believe in forgiveness rather than penance.

We could all use a little forgiveness.

S7 E6Burn Out

CFCarl Fisher

It was innocent. He wasn't feeling well. He laid his head in my lap. I touched his hair. I didn't want to ... I loved him. I loved Lucas, and he loved me.

Is that what you think? Then why didn't you help him? He told you he hit his head. He was in pain. He had a concussion, Carl. You must have known that. I'm sure he was dizzy, probably had no appetite. Maybe he was even slurring his words, but you didn't care about that, because you wanted what you wanted. His brain was bleeding. Now, most kids won't die from that, because someone who really loves them takes them to the hospital, but instead, you gave him alcohol and aspirin, a lethal combination for his head injury. It prevented his blood from clotting. You killed him, Carl. And you would have killed Jason, too, except he ran away from you and out of your reach.

CFCarl Fisher

You're not listening to me. I didn't want to hurt anyone. I need you to believe me.

I don't. You had choices. You made the wrong ones. And now this little boy is gone.

S7 E7Post Mortem

You're gonna apologize to the mother of a guy who beat one man to death and was tryin' to do the same to you? That's as good as saying you're guilty and setting yourself up for one hell of a civil suit besides. You did nothing wrong.

I just wanna be able to sleep again.

We put ourselves in harm's way every single day and sometimes we pay one hell of a price for surviving it. Other people will never understand that.

S7 E8Happenstance

You know that flash drive that I found in a locked drawer in Jill Case's office? I thought it was just a bunch of photos, but it turns out there was a little more than meets the eye.

You mean the flash drive was a Transformer?

S7 E9Living Legend

Our Mexican fisherman signed his television release form "F. Krueger."

Freddy Krueger. Nightmare on Elm Street.

Yeah, and the karaoke singer was Michael Myers from Halloween.

Parts one through nine.

Yeah, but who's the hotel killer? Who's Pamela Voorhees?

Friday the 13th?

No, that's Jason. Oh no wait, Jason was the sequel. Pamela, the mother, was the killer in the original. That's the question that tripped up Drew Barrymore in Scream.

Yeah, and look what happened to her.

You watch slasher flicks?

With Lindsey, I do. They never get the spatter right.

All I know is the master of all scary movies was Lon Chaney Sr., the man of a thousand faces, and that's what we're looking for.

S7 E10Loco Motives

[Catherine is trying not to laugh at Max, who is stuck waist-deep in cement]

Catherine, do you need a minute?

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