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Hey, Grissom. You wanna talk to me?
Yeah. Sit down. (pause) I heard that, uh, Kelly Gordon may be a suspect in your murder case.
Yeah.
Is that a problem?
No. No, it's not a problem. Hey, by the way I heard the tape. I did a voice comparison. Sylvia Mullins is the other voice on that tape. She's Walter Gordon's ex-business manager so I'm pretty sure she had something to do with my kidnapping.
But now she's dead.
Yeah.
So... it's over.
Yeah.
Good.
Good.
Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
The winner?
According to the Airline Global Distribution system, she boarded the flight and he didn't.
He was busy being dead.
Sure, especially if Lois was an accomplice, or dare I say, a killer.
Well, I don't see homicide anywhere on her schedule.
The canary diamond.
Wanna bet the birdie sings in the key of GSR?
[seeing Hodges color in his grey hair with a marker pen]: Vanity, thy name is Hodges.
This isn't what it looks like. I actually like my grey hair, the few that I have.
Hodges, don't you know that grey hair can be very attractive? [Grissom and Hodges look at her suggestively] The, uh, ring?
We've been pulling bodies out of this neighborhood twice a month it seems like.
I think that's actually an improvement.
(To Brass) We didn't talk that much, but, but we would text all the time. That's like when you use your cellphone to send like you know, like, like words.
Every time I come to the desert I see porno mags. Who brings spankables out here?
It's probably just trash blown in from off the street.
Nobody throws away porn. They're like heirlooms that you pass on down your family tree.
I have a question. How do you have sex with the person who killed your daughter?
Revenge is an act of passion.
What were you doing on the roof?
That's what I do. Chad's Chimney Sweeps, I clean fireplaces and chimneys. I was out at that Sidley place about a month ago. You can call Chad. I remember that place. Man, that guy had one big-ass chimney.
I don't suppose you saw a body while you were there?
Look, I may be an ex-con, but even I would've dialed 9-1-1.
Do you think forensic shows are just teaching the criminals how to get away with crimes?
Everyone learns from science. It all depends on how you use the knowledge.
[to Nick] Good news is Judge Crawford denied the defense's motion to dismiss.
Of course he did. She's just a mixed-up kid trying to protect her older brother. All the evidence points to Marlon.
Yeah, and all the jury's going to remember is a little girl in a bloody shirt confessing to murder. That's reasonable doubt on a silver platter.
Do you have any physical evidence that would conclusively rule Hannah out as a suspect?
Well... yeah. She's 4"3 and 65 pounds. The crime just required more strength than she's got.
How old is she?
12.
In high school?
She's a high school senior. She skipped 6 grades. She's a prodigy.
Which means that she has the brains for murder.
Does that make Doogie Howserette our killer?
Nah, I kinda doubt it.
Don't be so sure. It's not easy.
What isn't easy, Hodges?
Being profoundly gifted. Knowing that everybody knows that you're always 10 steps ahead of them. It's a lot of pressure. [Nick gives him a look, and starts walking away] Some days you just feel like you're going to snap.
I know the feeling.
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