What were you doing on the roof?
JWJonathan Wax
That's what I do. Chad's Chimney Sweeps, I clean fireplaces and chimneys. I was out at that Sidley place about a month ago. You can call Chad. I remember that place. Man, that guy had one big-ass chimney.
I don't suppose you saw a body while you were there?
JWJonathan Wax
Look, I may be an ex-con, but even I would've dialed 9-1-1.
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