You make it sound like Christmas.
Tax time beats the crap out of Christmas.
S4Blog River
Why do people who like to do things make people who don't like to do things do things?
Nobody's reading this blog are they, question mark? Is there anybody out there, question mark? I'm getting a sandwich.
This will be fun! Food, people, the smell of the grill.
That's my job. I do this all day.
But this is outside!
Oh great. My job plus bugs.
S4Outside Joke
They're here, they're here! Oh man I'm as giddy as a...
Ninny?
No.
Boob?
Not quite more than ninny less than boob.
Why are you so jacked up over a batch of windshield washer fluid?
Maybe this will answer your question.
Aahhh, nope.
Well it's red! The old stuff was blue. We used to sell blue, now we're selling red.
Wow, I hope we don't get trampled in the rush.
S4One Piano, Four Hands
I think I've got Hot Cross Buns Down, let's try Three Blind Mice.
They're the same tune.
...You just blew my mind.
Glad to have helped.
Who's punching your horses now?
[to Hank] If you are not injured from this accident, you will be when I'm done with you!
I think I broke my wrist.
Damn!
I know!
S4Census Sensibility
You don't know how it goes down! You don't even know when it goes down! It just went down and you didn't even know!
You don't know me, where I'm from, what my sass factor is!
I so don't believe you. My disbelief is like an iron fortress of disbelief... patrolled by Superman... and he doesn't believe you either.
[seeing a pregnant woman] Headcount! One... and a half. Let's go.
3 and a half people! That's all you counted? You're both fired.
You don't know how it goes down on the street. You sit here behind your desk.
I don't have a desk! It's a door on two filing cabinets!
Oh, well you should have one, you're the mayor.
S4The Good Old Table Hockey Game
You beat Brent! You're Queen of the Knobs!
Please don't call me that.
And there goes Karen jogging.
Yeah yeah.
Oh and there's Hank running right behind her.
S4Lacey Borrows
You haven't lived until you've seen power tools cut a teenager in half.
I took shop class.
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