[Davis is bugging Oscar about the hole in his muffler.]
A porcupine died for that hole, buddy boy!
Don't make this about the porcupine!
When have you ever cut my hair?
You take a lot of naps.
Seriously, Wanda. I need your complete, impartial opinion.
Alright. I'll be completely impartial. I'll listen to you and Dinglenuts(referring to Hank).
D-dinglenuts?
There were no "Terms".
You mean to say that you didn't stipulate finite terms, establish clear, unambiguous points of chronology, duty, and ultimately remuneration?
Nope. None of those words!
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