Well why can't you do that yourself? Did some fictional hooligan steal your make-believe ladder?
It's against the rules. We can each take ten grand, that's it. That's the rules. Without rules nothing makes sense.
With rules this makes no sense.
S3Dress for Success
Wait a minute, this sounds like the perfect game to play somewhere else.
S3Key to the Future
I had a dream about your mom.
You have five seconds to make my skin stop crawling.
S3Dog River Vice
Canada has more Ukrainians than any other country except one. Can you guess which one?
The Ukraine?
Yeah, it's the Ukraine!
Quitting coffee is hard; quittin' knittin' is easy—and fun to say. Quittin' knittin', quittin' knittin', quittin' knittin'.
Do you want some decaf?
Decaf? The "caf" is what I need! The caf is the whole point of this. I'm not just jonesing for some hot brown liquid, with or without caf. I need the caf!
You need therapy. [puts a glass of milk on the counter]
That's not caf, it's for a calf.
S3Will and Brent
Hey, Lacey! I need your boards; I'm up to my armpits in bulletins!
That's almost two feet of bulletins.
S3The Littlest Yarbo
Oscar! I think I just met The Littlest Hobo!
How tall was he? Did he ask you for money?
No, no, no, from the TV show. You know, Canada's Lassie? "There's a voice keeps on calling me …."
A hobo is calling you?
No, Hobo's the dog.
A dog is calling you?
No, the voice is calling the dog.
The dog hears voices!?
S3Mail Fraud
Is Aruba near Cuba?
They don't arrange countries phonetically.
It would be cool if they did, though. Then Canada would be next to … Granada.
It's Grenada.
Yeah, right! And we live in Ca-nay-da. So, did he tell you where he was going next?
Yeah! Yeah, he just landed in Madrid, which is right next to, uh … Fadrid.
Oh! Lucky skunk.
Hank? He's not lucky: He's delusional.
Dear Brent: I know you're on vacation, but if you get the chance, maybe in between your pedicure and your mud bath, can you fix the debit machine like you said you would? All the best, Wanda.
Dear Wanda: You can do it. Sincerely, Brent.
Dear Brent: I don't have the passcodes to fix the machine, now do I? PS Your shirt's ugly.
Where's Incommunicado?
You're familiar with the island of Ignoramus?
Not now. I'm downloading a Google.
That's probably because you hooked your hard drive into the protocol, and using bits to spamming up the Internet
How are we ever going to tell when you actually do lose your mind?
S3Fun Run
People who use these plates usually have something wrong with them—more wrong with them.
Who cares? Now we can park close to things.
Where are we, Manhattan? We always park close to things.
Gotta think ahead.
Try thinking period.
So what other cats are in this club?
Right now? Just me and Lacey.
We're training for the fun run.
Geez, there's two words that don't belong together.
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