Is Aruba near Cuba?
They don't arrange countries phonetically.
It would be cool if they did, though. Then Canada would be next to … Granada.
It's Grenada.
Yeah, right! And we live in Ca-nay-da. So, did he tell you where he was going next?
Yeah! Yeah, he just landed in Madrid, which is right next to, uh … Fadrid.
Oh! Lucky skunk.
Hank? He's not lucky: He's delusional.
Dear Brent: I know you're on vacation, but if you get the chance, maybe in between your pedicure and your mud bath, can you fix the debit machine like you said you would? All the best, Wanda.
Dear Wanda: You can do it. Sincerely, Brent.
Dear Brent: I don't have the passcodes to fix the machine, now do I? PS Your shirt's ugly.
Where's Incommunicado?
You're familiar with the island of Ignoramus?
Not now. I'm downloading a Google.
That's probably because you hooked your hard drive into the protocol, and using bits to spamming up the Internet
How are we ever going to tell when you actually do lose your mind?
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