Canada has more Ukrainians than any other country except one. Can you guess which one?
The Ukraine?
Yeah, it's the Ukraine!
Quitting coffee is hard; quittin' knittin' is easy—and fun to say. Quittin' knittin', quittin' knittin', quittin' knittin'.
Do you want some decaf?
Decaf? The "caf" is what I need! The caf is the whole point of this. I'm not just jonesing for some hot brown liquid, with or without caf. I need the caf!
You need therapy. [puts a glass of milk on the counter]
That's not caf, it's for a calf.
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