Oscar! I think I just met The Littlest Hobo!
How tall was he? Did he ask you for money?
No, no, no, from the TV show. You know, Canada's Lassie? "There's a voice keeps on calling me …."
A hobo is calling you?
No, Hobo's the dog.
A dog is calling you?
No, the voice is calling the dog.
The dog hears voices!?
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