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Corner Gas · Season 3

Hank and Lacey in “Mail Fraud”

Is Aruba near Cuba?

They don't arrange countries phonetically.

It would be cool if they did, though. Then Canada would be next to … Granada.

It's Grenada.

Yeah, right! And we live in Ca-nay-da. So, did he tell you where he was going next?

Yeah! Yeah, he just landed in Madrid, which is right next to, uh … Fadrid.

Oh! Lucky skunk.

Hank? He's not lucky: He's delusional.

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