Hold my monkey.
You just bought $10,000 worth of stocks in 20 seconds. Congratulations: You're the stupidest man in the world!
Oh yeah? Let's see you do it faster!
Fast is not the point. You have to know what you're investing in. Study the numbers.
Hank, your cousin just called, he said 11 bucks.
[laughs]
Gimme a thousand of this one, … uh … a thousand of this one, uhh … uhh … and two thousand of these.
Well why can't you do that yourself? Did some fictional hooligan steal your make-believe ladder?
It's against the rules. We can each take ten grand, that's it. That's the rules. Without rules nothing makes sense.
With rules this makes no sense.
Wait a minute, this sounds like the perfect game to play somewhere else.
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