You know, he needs a little spending money.
All money is spending money.
S1 E3Introduction to Film
Had I not already cried at the sunrise this morning, I would be weeping right now.
What does that mean!
S1 E4Social Psychology
This is really important to me, Abed. Could you please go as my friend? My really good friend?
Well, I didn't realize we were really good friends. I figured we were more like Chandler and Phoebe; they never really had stories together. ...Sure, I'll do it, Chandler.
[Britta and Jeff are talking about Vaughn]
I'm just worried that he's thinking a little bit more intensely about this thing than I am. He says stuff, you know, after...
...school?
After...
...dinner mints?
After...
...not having sex?
TTroy
[about Annie's Psych experiment] Do they do stuff to your butt?
No!
TTroy
Do you get paid more if they do stuff to your butt?
No.
TTroy
It's fine, I'll do it.
The Duncan Principle is simple. Namely, the more control lost by the... [students begin writing] Yeah, I'm going to write this down too, actually.
Oh my God! My life is Degrassi High!
S1 E5Advanced Criminal Law
Listen, I wanted to ask you about that young lady in your Spanish class. You know, the blonde, with the pouty, strident, Cate Blanchett sexuality, and the ridiculous name.
Britta.
That's it. Can you imagine living with that? Can you imagine? Unbelievable. Anyway, um, are you two an item, and if so, would that item be impervious to sabotage?
You know, you have the savoir faire of a hyena. How is that that you and James Bond come from the same island?
Message received. I'll just wait for you to finish striking out first.
Cheers.
M*A*S*H.
Fawlty Towers. Game over. Have a nice day.
Now, are those the high heel boots he was talking about?
Yes.
Are they comfortable?
Yeah.
I'm just curious, they're cute.
. . .
Well, it certainly sounds to me that this young lady's only crime is being a hero and wanting to be taller.
Silencio por favor. Starburns, that means you.
My name's Alex, dude.
Well, maybe you should spend five hours sclupting that in your face.
TTroy
The only difference between Señor Chang and Stalin is that I know who Señor Chang is.
[introducing the judges for Britta's trial] Our judges include myself, Dean Craig Pelton.
Professor Ian Duncan.
Professor Ben Chang.
Uh, no, you're a teacher, you're not a professor.
Maybe because I don't look like Ron Weasley.
That's the difference, that's the qualifying factor.
Gentleman.
Point of order. How can Señor Chang be one of the judges? He's the one accussing my client.
Well, you got Prince Charles over here, your drinking buddy.
Oh, got me.
It sounds like there are two biases, one on each side, and I go both ways, so... let's strike that.
She confessed to protect her classmates, because you were threatening to flunk everyone!
[Incredulous] You did what?
Oh, shut your pompous vortex of overlapping fangs!
Hey, British dentistry is not on trial!
I don't like that fact that you're walking around here like you're better than me in front of my students!
[Both notice a man showering in the corner]
Okay, I'm sorry. Do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls? [To showering man] You're very confident, I'll say that.
But you shouldn't be.
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