I'm interested in making movies, but my dad says all media is Western propaganda that negatively stereotypes Arabs.
TTroy
He should see Aladdin. Jafar was a badass!
NMr. Nadir
Where do I find Mr. Britta?
I'm Mr. Britta. That's right. I'm a woman, with rights, and you can see my whole face.
NMr. Nadir
Oh, I get it, because I'm Arab I must hate women. Let me tell you something: I love women; in fact, I'm getting a major B-word vibe from you.
Wow, I can't believe I missed out on getting involved in this!
NMr. Nadir
[to Jeff] You go host American Idol. [to Britta] And you stop messing with my son, he's a special boy. I raise him, OK? You don't raise him!
Raising him means letting him follow his dreams.
NMr. Nadir
Dreams are for sleeping.
You don't know that!
NMr. Nadir
It's clinically proven!
So's Polio!
NMr. Nadir
You lost me!
Are you going to take the class?
Oh, can't. My dad will only pay for classes that will help me run the family restaurant. It's been struggling since 2001. 9/11 was pretty much the 9/11 of the falafel business.
Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl!
TTroy
And how bout I pound you like a boy! That didn't come out right.
Only when we begin to stop stopping our lives can we begin to start starting them!
I'll have to make some adjustments to my film. Jeff, I think you should play the role of my father.
I don't want to be your father.
That's perfect. You already know your lines.
You know, he needs a little spending money.
All money is spending money.
Had I not already cried at the sunrise this morning, I would be weeping right now.
What does that mean!
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