Whitman quotes from Community

Professor Whitman

Only when we begin to stop stopping our lives can we begin to start starting them!

Whitman

Little trick for acheiving the proper competitive mindset: I always envision the opponent having aggressive sex with my mother.

Whitman

By Zeus! What kind of jackassery is this?

Professor Whitman

Had I not already cried at the sunrise this morning, I would be weeping right now.

Jeff

What does that mean!