[about sky diving] I just think it's really exciting - the danger of drifting through space. You know, talk about a turn on.
Please do.
S7 E8Jumping Jerks
Fellas it's late. You've had a few beers, you'll agree to anything.
Damn right, we will.
S7 E9Send in the Crane
I'm sittin' at a table in this restaurant with Judy and Laurie. The mother reaches over and grabs my knees and says "Sam, I want you." Then I feel the daughter reach over and grabs the other knee and she says "I want you too, Sammy."
Well yeah yeah.
Then I woke up. You know what this dream means don't you?
It means you even dream better than we do.
Sweetheart, I've handled trickier situations than this before. Remember the time I dated those lovely Henshaw triplets all at the same time.
Sammy first of all, that was back when you were drinking like a fish, and second of all, that was one chick.
S7 E10Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
Woody, you don't know what you're getting yourself into. I mean, those guys at Gary's are vicious. They could strip you naked, paint you red, and put you on a subway.
They wouldn't do that.
They did it to me. But I got the best of them.
How's that?
[laughing] I loved it.
Hey Mr. Peterson there's a cold one waitin' for ya.
I know, and if she calls I'm not here.
S7 E11Adventures in Housesitting
Let me see here, Rebecca Howe all alone and scared in a big old house. Sounds to me like a job for Sammy's Security Company, we get in before the burglars do!
That's what I like about you Sam; your pants are always thinkin'.
Sam, did you come out here because you were concerned I was scared? Or did you come out here to get me in the sack?
Hey I came out here because I was concerned and scared that I would never get you in the sack.
S7 E12Please Mr. Postman
[Rebecca passionately kisses Norm]
I don't know what got into me. Please apologize to Vera.
Are you kidding? After that Vera should apologize to me.
Was it my imagination or was that woman coming on to me?
Cliffie, Walt Disney should've had your imagination.
S7 E13Golden Boyd
Who wants to see a rich boy get his butt whooped?
Wait a minute, I can't leave. If you're gonna fight, go fight in the back. But remember, you've got to bus your own blood.
Oh hi. I hope I'm not too late. I heard my boyfriend was coming here to fight that nice bartender.
Fight? I've had sneezes that lasted longer.
S7 E14I Kid You Not
It's sad to say that kids unaccepted by their peers really never learn how to get along with people in the big grown up world.
Why is that, Cliff? 'Cause they keep boring everyone an driving them crazy with long speeches filled with meaningless statistics?
Yep! 63% of them live lives of quiet desperation.
How about those who sit next to them?
You know any female that rides around with Sammy in the car ends up going straight to bed with him.
I've ridden in that car.
Right.
Well I didn't go to bed with him.
Right and they always deny it afterwards.
S7 E15Don't Paint Your Chickens
As a business man you really have a lot to be desired. You know you haven't had a job in three months.
Cliff, you're absolutely right. I could do something about that or I can sit right here and feel sorry for myself and nurse this beer all day. Since I'm already here...
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