Kelly Gaines quotes from Cheers

Oh hi. I hope I'm not too late. I heard my boyfriend was coming here to fight that nice bartender.

Carla

Fight? I've had sneezes that lasted longer.

Sam

Say Carla, I'm babysitting tonight. You got any advice for me?

Carla

Sure. Here's everything you need to know about babies. Remember you're the boss. Don't let them give you any lip. And if they start to act crabby stick a bottle in their mouth.

Sam

Great, okay, good.

Okay I'm ready.

Carla

Here's everything you need to know about customers. Remember you're the boss. Don't let them give you any lip. And if they start to act crabby, just stick a bottle in their mouths.

Woody, we've got to be going.

Woody

Right. [to Sam] If James has to circle the block more than once he has a hissy fit.

Boy. Chauffeurs, huh, Miss Howe?

Rebecca

Oh, yeah. I have that trouble with mine all the time.

Really? What do you do?

Rebecca

I wake up.