Topanga Lawrence quotes from Boy Meets World

Topanga

[referring to an assignment] I'm doing it and I'm getting an A.

Feeny

It's for no credit, Miss Lawrence.

Topanga

I have six hundred and ninety-nine A's. [stands imposingly] I need one more. [grabs his collar] Give me the A, Feeny!

Feeny

[scared] Okay, fine, you get an A. [Topanga lets go] You don't even have to do it, I'll just give you an A because I'm scared of you. Now that makes an even 700.

Topanga

700. That's more than anybody, right?

Feeny

Oh, more than anybody. [to Cory as he walks by him] Good luck in Hell, Mr. Matthews.

Topanga

I want my family to be at my wedding. I want your family to be there. Cory, I wanna wear a wedding dress! A white, lacy wedding dress!

Cory

Of course, white. The way we're going, bright white. Snow white. Whiter than the white-hot light of a thousand burning suns!

Topanga

How long are you gonna be mad at me?

Cory

Ten minutes.

Shawn

I can't just sit here and watch your beautiful skin and silky hair and perfect face and long, long legs. [drops some pages]

Topanga

Isn't there anything you want to say about my eyes?

Shawn

[picking up script and putting the pages in order] Yes, yes. The number of eyes... on your face... That's, um. That's, that's, that's nice.

Topanga

What is this? [holds up paper]

Shawn

It's a B! Hey, we got the same grade.

Topanga

This is a travesty.

Angela

I got a B-plus.

Topanga

Who cares? How do I get the same grade as these two schlubs?

Topanga

I just don't think this is the right song for us.

Cory

You wanna win or not?

Topanga

Yes, I wanna win, I just don't think you and I are the right people to express this particular sentiment!

Cory

Topanga, it's a beautiful song, and we're gonna sing it. [nods and grins] Hit it, Cap'n Randy!

Cory

[screaming and flashing his hands] WAR!!

Topanga

[monotone] Huh.

Cory

[gyrating and grimacing] What is it GOOD FOR!

Topanga

[monotone] Absolutely nothing. Say it again.

Cory

WAR!!

Topanga

Good God, you all.

Cory

This is all a big JOKE to you isn't it, Topanga?! (storms off stage)

Topanga

[showing box] The Fiancée Game. It's for engaged couples.

Rachel

Oh, I was almost engaged once. We planned our whole futures together. I hope he dies.

Eric

[to Cory and Topanga] We don't actually have to be engaged to play the game, do we?

Rachel

[rambling to self] Not just dies, burns...

Eric

[to Cory and Topanga] 'Cause that'd be okay with me.

Rachel

[rambling to self] I wanna step on his face with a golf shoe...

Eric

[cheerfully] That's very hostile. Will you marry me?

Rachel

Sure, why not? We already live together.

Shawn

[referring to Joshua] Man, are we gonna have fun with this kid!

Cory

Kid's gonna be our slave!

Shawn

Oh, I'm gonna teach him everything I know.

Cory

Then I'll bail him out of jail!

Topanga

Mr. Feeny, will you say something to them?

Cory

Hey, Mr. Feeny, I think you're gonna have another Matthews to teach!

Shawn

Yeah, maybe he'll have a kid like me to sit next to!

Cory

He won't have to.

Shawn

Why not?

Cory

You'll still be there!

Shawn

[erupts with laughter] Ouch!

Topanga

Okay Rachel, same question. If you could change one thing about Jack, what would it be?

Rachel

He's too passive, and he needs to voice his opinions more.

Topanga

What do you think of that, Jack?

Jack

I don't know.

Topanga

Oh, by the way, my parents are coming into town.

Cory

"Oh, by the way, my parents are coming into town"? Oh, by the way, Captain Titanic, the ship's in two pieces!!

Topanga

We had no idea planning a wedding would be so hard.

Cory

It's like riding a pogo stick in a mine field. BOOM! Boing. BOOM! Boing...

Cory

Do you understand that you owe me?

Topanga

Yes.

Cory

Do you intend to pay me?

Topanga

Yes.

Cory

In the road?

Topanga

Yes, in the road.

Cory

And you'll call me Don Francisco?

Topanga

Yes.

Cory

Yes...who?

Topanga

Yes, Don Francisco.

Cory

Alright, I'll marry you!

Cory

NO!

Topanga

What? You want me to carry you?

Cory

I'm light as a feather, really.

I don't like the cold.

Cory

Me neither. In fact, I'm cold right now.

Topanga

Cory, it's 92 degrees.

Cory

I'm very cold. Why don't we go in the bedroom and go under the covers like we did before?

Topanga

Cory, we're married now. We can do it every night for the rest of your life.

Get it in writing, kid.

Cory

Well, at least I'm not a hoity-toity, photo assistant, KISS JUDY'S TUSHIE!

Topanga

Maybe, I have to "kiss Judy's tushie", because YOU can't sell one stinking MAGAZINE!

Shawn

Okay...that's it

Angela

Yeah, we should...

Cory

What did you just say?

Topanga

[backpeddling] I just said, you haven't been doing all that well with your magazine sales...

Cory

No. No, NO! That's NOT what you said! You said I'm a LOSER, Topanga! I know you said it, because I heard it! I heard it from YOUR BIG MOUTH!

Topanga

Oh! I have a big mouth now?!

Cory

Yeah!

Topanga

You can't even play Solitaire, IMBECILE! Did ya hear that okay from my big mouth?!

Cory

You know what, Topanga, I used to be able to. I used to do a lot of things, before I married YOU! Congratulations! You killed my spirit![Topanga walks away heartbroken] I win. You leave, I win! BYE!...oh man...