You'll never guess.
Topanga's pregnant.
She is? Why'd she tell you and not me? Are you the father of my child?
Hey, idiot.
What?
You had news?
Oh, yeah.
“The Provider” · Season 7, Episode 13
In this episode: Cory Matthews (6), Topanga Lawrence (3), Shawn Hunter (2), Angela Moore (1)
You see, I'm the lord of my castle. And as the lord, I think it's up to me to provide. And it's up to Topanga to be my grateful French chambermaid, Fifi LaBanza.
Well, at least I'm not a hoity-toity, photo assistant, KISS JUDY'S TUSHIE!
Maybe, I have to "kiss Judy's tushie", because YOU can't sell one stinking MAGAZINE!
Okay...that's it
Yeah, we should...
[The rest of the gang leaves]
What did you just say?
[backpeddling] I just said, you haven't been doing all that well with your magazine sales...
No. No, NO! That's NOT what you said! You said I'm a LOSER, Topanga! I know you said it, because I heard it! I heard it from YOUR BIG MOUTH!
Oh! I have a big mouth now?!
Yeah!
You can't even play Solitaire, IMBECILE! Did ya hear that okay from my big mouth?!
You know what, Topanga, I used to be able to. I used to do a lot of things, before I married YOU! Congratulations! You killed my spirit![Topanga walks away heartbroken] I win. You leave, I win! BYE!...oh man...
[Cory enters his and Topanga's apartment]
Oh, no...Topanga? Topanga?!
[Topanga comes out from the bedroom]
I'm here.
Hi...[closes the door] You're playing Solitaire?
Yeah. 'cause I alone. I played 19 games
Did you win them all? [Topanga shoots him "The look"] Sorry.
Yeah.
Look, could you put the cards away? I need to talk to you.
Oh? You have something you want to say to me now?
I'm-I'm sorry about what happened. I'm, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. Y'know? And I do take back what I said to you.
[stands up and walks to the side of the room opposite Cory] Uh-huh?
Th-that's all I get is "uh-huh?"? Topanga, I just apologized! Now it's your turn...?
No! That's not the way it works!
What, I don't apologize good enough for you, either?!
OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS?!
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