Topanga Lawrence quotes from Boy Meets World

Cory

Well, I accidentally kissed Missy Robinson.

Topanga

How do you accidentally kiss someone?

Cory

Well, um...

Topanga

I mean, did she trip on a rug and your lips broke her fall?

Topanga

Cory, don't even try to call me for the next two weeks. I will be incommunicado.

Shawn

Wow, that's guts. We're studying and she's off to Mexico.

Topanga

Tell me about the Great Gatsby.

Cory

He was the greatest hockey player who ever lived.

Topanga

Why are you looking at me like that?

Cory

I will always look at you like this.

Topanga

Well, stop.

Cory

Why?

Topanga

Because you're giving me the heebie-jeebies.

Cory

Good.

Topanga

Cory, one little haircut is not going to change me.

Cory

Where are you going?

Topanga

This outfit with this hair? Hello, buh bye, I am so at the mall.

Topanga

You think this is funny?

Cory

No, Mistress Topanga, I think this is the opposite of funny. I think it's...wood.

Topanga

If it's any consolation, I think you can do a lot better than Jennifer Bassett.

Shawn

You think so?

Cory

Wait a minute, Topanga, have you looked at her?

Topanga

Okay, so she's pretty, she's tall, she drives a red new convertible, heck, I'd go out with her.

Shawn

Cory, can you drive a little faster? 'Cause there's like twenty cars jammed up behind us.

Cory

Shawn, I happen to be cruising at -- what's it say? I can't look down or we'll crash.

Topanga

Eighteen miles an hour.

Cory

I'm up to eighteen? I hope this thing has airbags!

Shawn

Cory, a bicycle just passed you.

Cory

[Motioning with his arm out the window] Come around me! Come around me, please!

Topanga

Cory, I don't get it. You and your father have always gotten along great.

Cory

Yeah, cause I've always been safe and dependable Cory. Well, tonight a new Cory is born. Dark, wild Cory; built for speed. 24, 25, 26. Look at me, I'm breaking the law.

Cory

Well, we all saw that coming.

Topanga

Where does milk come from?

Eric

A carton!

Topanga

Be more specific.

Eric

A milk carton!

Shawn

Cor, I can't be here.This is too intense.

Topanga

For all of us, Shawn.But this is life and this is what's happening right now.

Shawn

I need Mr.Mac.

Topanga

No! He can't help you with this. Shawn, what is the matter with you?

Shawn

I-I don't know..But I can't look at him like this.

Topanga

You have a picture of your brother in your wallet?

Cory

Yeah, why?

Topanga

Oh, nothing. I just think it's sweet. I'm in there too, right?

Cory

You will be.

Cory

If you could change your mate into one animal, what would it be and why? Please, nothing fuzzy-wuzzy.

Topanga

A falcon.

Cory

Yes, a falcon. The hunter of all that is fuzzy-wuzzy.

Topanga

No, a falcon because I want you to be free to soar majestically as long as I know that you'll always come back to me.

Angela

If I ever get like that, kill me.

Shawn

I would have to.

Topanga

He lied to me. He lied to me about staying up all night with Lauren. Strike one.

Shawn

All they did was talk!

Topanga

He lied to me about kissing her! Strike two.

Shawn

All they did was talk and kiss!

Cory

Okay Shawn, how are you going to save our doomed relationship?

Topanga

It's not doomed, just hopeless.