Rachel McGuire quotes from Boy Meets World

Rachel

We're gonna be just like girlfriends! [leaves the room]

Jack

Girlfriends...

Eric

Just a minute! If I understand this correctly, girlfriends sleep together, bathe together and even get to see each other naked.

Jack

We already do that.

Rachel

I hate this! It's like I have to be on my best behavior. It's like I'm living with my mother.

Eric

Actually, do you have a picture of your mother? No reason.

Topanga

[showing box] The Fiancée Game. It's for engaged couples.

Rachel

Oh, I was almost engaged once. We planned our whole futures together. I hope he dies.

Eric

[to Cory and Topanga] We don't actually have to be engaged to play the game, do we?

Rachel

[rambling to self] Not just dies, burns...

Eric

[to Cory and Topanga] 'Cause that'd be okay with me.

Rachel

[rambling to self] I wanna step on his face with a golf shoe...

Eric

[cheerfully] That's very hostile. Will you marry me?

Rachel

Sure, why not? We already live together.

Rachel

Eric, we really want you to come.

Eric

Well, how do you expect me to come back to a place where I had my heart ripped out of my chest and thrown around the room like it was a... a... like it... like a... nerf heart!

Rachel

[grabs his collar] I want you to forget about everything that happened between us and remember we're friends. And I want you to come to our party because it's for friends.

Eric

Will you be making tater tots?

Topanga

Okay Rachel, same question. If you could change one thing about Jack, what would it be?

Rachel

He's too passive, and he needs to voice his opinions more.

Topanga

What do you think of that, Jack?

Jack

I don't know.