Chet quotes from Boy Meets World

Chet

[to Rachel] I've been to three county fairs, two pig-stickin's and a goat rope, but I ain't never seen nothin' like you.

Chet

Shawn, I'm gonna do something I haven't done since you were a very little boy.

Shawn

Get a job?

Shawn

Dad, that's Mr. Turner's TV.

Chet

Well heck, you've been here for a year. Besides, teachers shouldn't be watching television anyway.

Frankie

I am here with a heavy heart to reveal that somebody has something he would like to return to you.

Chet

Of all the valuable things we have in this trailer, and you steal our shampoo? What kind of little weird thief are you?

I am sorry for my transgression and the betrayal of your trust. With that said, I return your Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.

Chet

[smelling Herman's hair] You used some, didn't you?

I am shamefaced.

What did you say?

Chet

What did I say?

You said "We work." We don't work, I work. I work like a pig!

Chet

Good thing, because we got a whole microwave full of bills to pay.

Shawn

Why didn't you tell me who my mom was?

Chet

Your mother's Virna.

Shawn

No. The woman who gave birth to me.

Chet

Oh, her. Uh, she took off. When you were born I said, "Honey! It's a... Honey?"