Morgan Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

A month? I got more the time I said [bleep]!

I gotta learn self-control.

Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?

Amy

No, honey, that would be a mistake.

Mommy?

Amy

What?

I made a mistake.

Amy

There weren't any Cinderella costumes?

Eric

Hundreds of them.

Amy

And you had to pick axe-in-the-head here?

Eric

It was the last one, Mom. She picked it out herself, it was her decision.

Alan

Eric, 24 hours ago she didn't have any idea what a zombie was.

The undead are cool!

Cory

Hey, Mom, this cereal is bogus. Where's my blue sugar moons? Where're my yellow teddy bears? All this is, is hamster food and cornflake dust. Where's all the good stuff?

Amy

Morgan.

Cory

She took out all the good stuff.

I've been up since 6 o' clock!

Amy

What is this? Sugar-coated... sugar?

I'm feeling very perky!

Amy

Come on, Morgan, let's get you into bed.

How come? How come? How come how come how come?

Amy

Because if we hurry we might just make it before the coma.

Coma? Coma? Coma coma coma?

Alan

Don't waste this, honey, have her paint the house.

Cory has a date.

Eric

So, who's the unlucky girl?

Amy

Come on Morgan, let's go watch TV.

TV's not funny. Cory's life is funny.