We had no idea planning a wedding would be so hard.
It's like riding a pogo stick in a mine field. BOOM! Boing. BOOM! Boing...
“They're Killing Us” · Season 7, Episode 6
In this episode: Cory Matthews (3), Topanga Lawrence (2), Shawn Hunter (1)
[referring to Eric] You know he's gonna drop the rings down the minister's pants.
And dive right in after them.
With both hands. Causing the minister to freak.
And cough.
And cough. And they'll knock over the candles and set the entire church on fire.
And here comes the fire department with their hoses and axes, chopping up everything in sight. And Topanga's gonna blame --
Me! And I don't get nothin' on the honeymoon!
Do you understand that you owe me?
Yes.
Do you intend to pay me?
Yes.
In the road?
Yes, in the road.
And you'll call me Don Francisco?
Yes.
Yes...who?
Yes, Don Francisco.
Alright, I'll marry you!
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