Topanga and Cory in “Cutting the Cord”

I just don't think this is the right song for us.

You wanna win or not?

Yes, I wanna win, I just don't think you and I are the right people to express this particular sentiment!

Topanga, it's a beautiful song, and we're gonna sing it. [nods and grins] Hit it, Cap'n Randy!

[screaming and flashing his hands] WAR!!

[monotone] Huh.

[gyrating and grimacing] What is it GOOD FOR!

[monotone] Absolutely nothing. Say it again.

WAR!!

Good God, you all.

This is all a big JOKE to you isn't it, Topanga?! (storms off stage)