Eric Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Eric

[looking at cover of movie] "Barney Sings The Alphabet." I don't wanna give the ending away, Cor, but... Z.

Eric

A haircut?? This is your solution to girls? I suppose when I'm starving, you'll buy me some pants?!

Eric

A haircut?? This is your girl substitute? So If i was straving you'd buy me pants?

Eric

[typing a college recommendation letter] "So, in conclusion, Eric Matthews is really really really smart, really really really nice, and really really really good for your school. Really. Sincerely, George...Mmmm Millhouse Feeny. Princip... uhh princip- princip...uhh... Head Guy."

Eric

Cory, if stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win the Nobel Prize.

Eric

Check it out, I already made up a theme song. [singing]

Eric

Dad? You can't quit! I can't support this family! I am not a monkey!

Eric

June 24, 1978: I... am... BORN! Sadat and Begin win the Nobel Peace Prize. John Paul II (eye-eye) is elected the new Pope. And a new dance craze sweeps the nation. [strikes a disco pose] Remember? Remember? 1984: I poo-poo on a bus. Nobody likes me.

Eric

I am five again, and I don't know which cubby is mine! Crossroads...nap time.

Eric

You don't get it. We're in college now. We're being judged on a whole new level. Theories and footnotes, shades of meaning, nuance, spelling, where does it end? WHERE DOES IT END?

Eric

[tasting Jack's pumpkin pie] Is pumpkin pie supposed to have bones?

Eric

[reading Amy's new paper] "An Evening in Cape Cod." Now this is more like it. "As Alan touched me, my lips began to quiver..." Don't you do anything but quiver? [skims ahead] Oh my God, you do!

Eric

From the beginning of time, men have been idiots.

Eric

Oh my God! They killed Feeny!

Eric

You see, duckies are good, because not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed them crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean.